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HeY this is Meghan AnD VeROnICaS AdVicE cOLUmN sOo Ur GeTtIn a 2 FOr 1 DeAL :-D! VeROnICaS gUnA GiVe Her AdvIcE anD THen ILL GiVe MINe.AsK Ne ThInG It dOnT MaTTa.
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okay does juSTUS really hump dogs??? i mean come on does he i heard he did!???!?! i heard he likes guys also! w/b (link)
ive heard that too idk if he does or not! i think it was jus a rumor that his brotha started


ok ive been datin this guy for almost 2yrs. now and i just found out hes been sleeping with my mom!! and my mom always tells me about there love life ...the only thing is she dosent kno im dating him ...and im 15 and hes 47 :0( and also dating my mom ...we talk about getting married all the time ..and i think he got me pregnant ..and my mom is also pregnant with his kid (5mnths) im making my self sick over this i cant hide it anymore what do i do ...ME AND MY MOM ARE BOTH PREGNAT BY THE SAME GUY WHAT DO IT DO?!?!?
please help .... (link)
Veronicas answer*bitch slap ur mom & self get an abortion make him pay for and then find some1 else fuck him not litterally

Meghans answer* dowgg wut the hell r u doin wit a 47 yr old thats lik rape turn his ass n and get money and sue the piss outa him & make him pay 4 an obortion tell ur mom & go on jerry springer to tell her


this dude i hate soo much his name is justus white hes so gay (link)
Meghan & veronicas answer* we know we know


i have this girl on my buddy list who has an advice column on advicenators.com and she thinks she knows what shes talking about but she DOESN'T. How do I tell her???? (link)
Meghans answer* is it me? lol just str8 up tell her

Veronicas answer* tell that dumb bitch unless its us then were not dumb bitches lol


ok im about 302lbs. and i tried this new diet but it seems the less that i eat the more weight i gain ...ive gained 10lbs. in the past week ...i cant help this rapid weightgain! what do i do! love always, BIG bertha! (link)
Meghans answer* when you stop eatin you gain more because your body contains more liquids and all those diets dont work accept maybe the one nicloe that famous actor or w/e its called trimspa but i think you should just eat 3 times a day but nothin heavy like fast food just eat like something light for breakfast and then for lunch eat a salad and then for dinner dont eat nothin to big and also dont eat to late at nite either because your body doesnt have time to work off the calories. thats the best i can tell u hunn

Veronicas answer* fuck it eat a salad


I was with this guy for like 2 months and I had feelings for him like I have never had before and well lets just pretty much say I fell for him. Well he had to get away from everything because he was going threw alot and he told me that if I loved him like I said I did that I would move on, and I can't move on I am in love with him and I don't know what to do. I will wait until the day I die for him to come back to me and take me into his arms again, I will do anything to get my baby back. I have cryed my self till I can't cry no more, I am crying right this minute. Please help me I do not know what to do anymore, and I am about to drive myself insane.

Thank you and Love always
Me! (link)
Meghans answer* try and move on i know its hard but the best thing to do is move on get anouther bf but dont ruse into a relationship just get to know some guy and sooner or later things will get better if u give it time i know its hard but you just have to let go and stop talkin to him for a while and things will get better u prolly wont ever get over him and if u do it will prolly be a yr later

Veronicas answer* fuck him if he wont give u the time of day why should u?


my boyfriend has been acting liek he doesn't care aboutme but i know he does. but he WONt act like it.. what do i do (link)
Meghans Answer* i had dis problem jus act lik u dunt care bout him n see wut happens treat him the same way he treats u

Veronicas Answer* fuck him


Everytime I have anal sex with my husband, I tend to have the shits and squirts for THREE DAYS, what can I do... please help (link)
Meghans answer* umm eww dont do it then... maybe u wont get the shits or ne thing and if u still want to do it then get sum medicine for ur shits

Veronicas Answer* uhh fuck it thats gross


Okay I kno this is random but every time I finger myself my nails poke me and my fingers get caught on my pussy hair what should I do? (link)
VeROnICaS AnSwEr* eww dont do it ne more

MeGhAnS AnSwEr* shave that nasty thing and cut ur finger nails!


Hey okay well I REALLY like this guy and Ive liked him for a long time, and he used to like me and sometimes he acts like he still does but I cant tell and I dont think he feels the same way but ya never know.. so what should I do? (link)
VeROnICaS AnSWeR* i think u should tell him how u feel and ask him how he feels FUCK IT it never hurts to ask

MeGhAnS AnSWeR* hmm... ask him how he feels but if ur not a str8 forward person lik that u could always get 1 of ur friends to ask who he liks and tell her too lik name a buncha ppl then ur name .. that always works!


hey guyz i need your advice on this plz help! ok there is this guy i know and we're really good friends we hang out and all..but we dated b4 and he told me he stills likes me and i said i didnt have those feelings and the other day he said he couldnt be friends anymore bcuz it was hurting him to much to even look at me and i dont want to lose him as a friend he is one of the best i have but i dont like him that way ya know! what should i do? (link)
MeGhaNs AnSwEr* just play along with his little game if he liks u as much as he says he does then he wont be gone for long ... he'll be bak even if yall will be only friends

VeROnIcAs AnSwEr* FUCK HIM dont talk to him


yea here's a ? for ya me and my g/f do nothin but fight and 90% of the time she starts em and im happy when im with her but when we fight i cant stand bein around her and i know if we stay together all we're gonna do is fight what should i do?
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MeGhAnS AnSwEr* if u r happy be-n around her when yall arent fightin stay wit her... and when yall fight why dont u try n work things out n talk about it it always works out better if you talk

VeROnIcAs AnSwEr* FUCK IT STAY WIT HER


haha i get to be anonymous!!!! did i spell that right? owell... the deal is I like this girl and i dont know if she likes me . how can i tell? i know this is a very childish question but i really want to know. if you act like dr. phil or someone smart im going to kill you. keep the answers real not fake (link)
VeROnICaS AnSwEr* fuckin tell her she prolly likes u too if she dont FUCK HER be positive!!

MeGhAnS AnSWEr*lik veronica said tell her coz a guy and a girl cant be JUST FRIENDS she proably has feelins bout u 2 so dont b a puss fuckin tell her it will make her feel good


yall 2 are the last people ID ASK FOR ADVICE (link)
why are we the last to ppl u would ask for advice?? bitch we know more then u do! NA ask a real ?


me n my bf have sex alot and he always wants to put it n my butt. what the hell should i do, i mean i don't want him to put it in there but everytime i say no he gets all pissed and walks out. what does this mean?? please help FAST!!!!! (link)
VeRonIcaS AnSwEr* if u dont want to have butt sex then dont if he gets mad bc u dont want to FUCK HIM!

MeGhAnS AnSwEr*hmmm... well u shouldnt do sumin u dont want to do even if ppl get pissed at ur decsion also ur pussy mite be to loose thats maybe why he wants to do it n ur ass. im not tryin to sound like a bitch but ive heard guys talk about that.




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