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I am interested in human psychology.
E-mail: M9753110@gmail.com
Gender: Male
Age: 19
Member Since: November 11, 2012
Answers: 4
Last Update: November 11, 2012
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Im 11 how do I get a girl to have sex with me (link)
You should really follow the above advices. But if you are just about to die cause of sex-starvation then read on.
First, break your piggy bank and buy a black long-coat a mask and a starwars light-saber. Then rob a bank (some $3000 will do). Head for the nearest whore-bar and extinguish all your sexual needs. And then just stay relaxed and see yourself getting arrested and loosing your teenage in a filthy jail.
Isn't it fun!


Okay, so I need to know how I can fix my situation for the better, is it fixable or how should I go about leaving. I have had a on/off boyfriend for about 3 years now, since 11th grade. He started off trying to talk to me when I had a previous relationship that i wasn't happy in. basically "saved" me and we fell in love from there. He gave me money, talked on the phone with me and made me feel so special. I met his family and everything. Soon things went downhill about 4 months into the relationship, he began breaking up with me to be in sexual relations with other girls. I spent a year trying to win him back. When he finally got back with me things were great. He never EVER put his hands on me. In the times we were broke up I did move on for some time keep in mind. He went to jail for about 4 months and i spent $500 on just calls alone. He gets out and I catch him cheating quite a few times. He assumes everything i do without him I'm cheating. He started threatening me slowly over time, slapping me, pushing me. I stayed. Last night i went to a friend's house without telling him and he found out and came and got me. Got a hotel room and slung me around, beat me, called me a hoe, good for nothing, and i have anxiety attacks, in the middle of one he said "big greedy ass.. what you need food?" he stole my pants (leaving me in a thong and tshirt so i couldn't go outside) and phone so i couldn't leave. I cried myself to sleep and he woke me up later saying he was sorry and told me about how he and his bother have been diagnosed with Bi Polar disorder. Some reason i can't go, even though i came out with a huge knot on my forehead, a swollen jaw, bruised nose, bleeding and bruises on my chest, multiple bruises on my arms and blood shot eyes/cheeks (link)
Whoa, bi-polar disorder? What the hell is that? He is mentally ill, he has gone mad. Its just a medical term for being mad. There is no cure for this, the problem just aggrevates with age and stress. You better go far away from him before he kills you in his seizure. And i mean really far away where he can't find you in one of his rages.


Ok this is a long question i'm sorry but this is how lost I am right now, i'm asking a question on the internet.. my friend.. she lives a state away from me, and her mom is pretty much evil and hates her, she made her stay with this 19 year old guy last night and he did stuff to her and i know he sexually assaulted her, shes 15, she told her mom and her mom said, well since you had so much fun, you get to go back there next week for longer, her mom wants this guy to do this! what can i do? i'm a male and i'm 16 (link)
You should definitely ask your parents to report this to the police. If you were to report it, police might think it as a joke cause which mother in hell will force her daughter.
And before you do anything just make sure she is NOT playing a joke with you. The next time you call/text/chat her, tell her you are gonna report it to police so if she is joking and isn't stupid enough she will tell you so.


Okay do me and one of my friends/coworkers are going out drinking and partying next week together. We are bisexual and extremely frisky when we drink. So we have decided that we just wanna crash at her house that night and she has
Made MANY moves and clues that she wants to hook up that night and I'm very interested in her. But I've never really been with another girl to that extent (just fingering). But I really want to with her so does anyone have any techniques or special things that girls like to be done to them.
And I don't need Anything about coworkers not doing it ( I've already made sure we don't have any rules against inter workplace relationships). So anything you guys can give me would be a great help! Thanks guys!! (link)
But what special thing could u do with bare hands. Its the caressing and shower of kisses that do the trick in girlongirl.
And i will suggest not using a dildo, it just ruins the very idea of girl-on-girl




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