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Q: I want to be fat. You seem to be a pro in this catagory. Any tips??
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um i am no expert, i am the size of jordan grizzman, consult others
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Q: Oh Idiotic Scott,
I have this friend who thinks I should 'shove it', how do I get him to leave me the hell alone?
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i am no idiot
bow down to me
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Q: what's the greatest band in the world?
and...what's the greatest song?
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I would have to say Radiohead
best song= Paranoid Android
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Q: Oh Stupid Scott,
I have this DORKY friend who's always hitting on different girls and always telling different girls that he likes them. Basically he's a player who really can't get any anyway. how do i tell him to shove it? ;)
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i know your talking about me
shove it
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Q: how do u no if a guy likes u or not (w/out showing my boobs like u told that 1 person) and I dont want to flat out ask him
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i did not tell that one person that, lies.....all lies.
um hm...hit on him, maybe he'll ask you then, or give him your number or something.
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Q: Oh intelligent Scott! I am in love with someone who does not return my affection! Woe is me! What shall I do?
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Give up, There probably scared of you. Go try someone else.
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I do not give bad advice.
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Q: i think i have a mental illness..what should i do
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I have found something that helps me. Excedrin Migraine Medicine, take 3 pills, your good to go.
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Q: i am hungry..what should i do
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Well fellow fatty, I usually like yelling at my pussy cat and telling it to get me something. That usually doesn't work. So I get up, usually get some milk and cereal. Put it in a bowl, the use a spoon and eat up. Then I drink the milk. Then I leave the bowl where i'm eating, usually the computer.
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Q: I like a guy, what should I do?
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So you like a guy? Kiss him er something, or hug him, I like when hot girls give me hugs. Maybe hit on him ;)
Yeah this advice is the key to life.
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Gender: Male Occupation: Student Age: 14 Member Since: August 25, 2004 Answers: 11 Last Update: September 2, 2004 Visitors: 3896
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