Dear Advice Lady..
.. turn to girls? TURN TO GIRLS?! I'M NOT LIKE THAT, YOU SICKO! *whack* THAT'S THE LAST TIME I'M TAKING ADVICE FROM YOU. AND, IT WOULD BE RAPE - NOT MOLEST.
Gosh.
It was a suggestion. I give advice on how to solve problems. But, I am truly sorry I have offended you. Please keep asking me questions. I love helping people.
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Hey Advice Lady, I've got another question..
I love hot guys. They're my infatuation... because they're hot. I think I'm obsessed. OBSESSED, I TELL YOU. I mean, I like hot guys more than I like beans! ;D So, any advice on how to help my, er, problem?
Er, no I'm not so sure. I mean I guess it's healthy to be attracted to hot guys. If you don't like it you could always turn to hot girls right? Ooops wait ignore that question I'm the one answering questions not you. Anyways, just make sure you don't molest them and I'm sure you'll be fine.
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Hey advice lady.. I have a question to ask. And, when I ask it.. can you please take it seriously? It's sort of a sensitive topic..
Anyways, for a couple weeks now, I've been having really BAD GAS. And when I say gas, I mean farting.
Seriously. I'll walk in the room, let one rip, and then my friends and family cover their noses and run away! It's sooo embarrassing. But I love beans.. do you have any advice so that I can have my beans and eat them too?
Well, you could try buying Bean-o. So they'll be no more gas. But I would also suggest cutting down on your bean intake.
Yours advicingly,
Advice Lady
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