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do you use condoms?

I think my 4,924,066,148 children can answer that one. Especially the ones I had with you.

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how should you tell a girl u like her if u are rele good freiends and dont wanna loose her frendship?

Wow. It definitely might help if you learned how to spell. Some girls like literate guys. This reminds me of Taking Back Sunday. LITERATE & STYLISH ... KISSABLE & QUIET ... THAT'S WHAT GIRLS' DREAMS ARE MAAAADE OOOOOFFF.

K, I'm done. Anyway, personally I hate it when a friend likes me and I don't like them back. It makes things weird. So, make sure she likes you before you say anything. Drop some hints or something. Hopefully you're better at flirting than you are at spelling.

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why is donnie darko your favorite movie?
just cause i cant think of anything else!

Are you kidding me?
Donnie Darko is my favorite movie in the whole entire world because Jake Gyllenhaal is the hottest thing ever. After Johnny Depp and Davey, of course. And Sonny Moore.
But seriously, it's very thought-provoking and different from any other movie I've ever seen, and it's really funny, too.

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How are you so incredible?

Parker, my dear, you astound me.

I guess I get my inspiration from you, haha.

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