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hey !! im hayley and i geuss im a pretty down to earth cool kid. i saw my bestest friend ever, mr cromwell, pertain this weird question thing and i thought it would be loads of fun, because people say i give great advice!! ask me anything and i will definetly share the truth!!
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I have acne and I have had it for like 4-5 years now...it makes me feel so ugly. Do you have any suggestions for medicine, face wash, make-up, anything? I could really use some advice, REALLY! Thank youuuuuu

hey , i know exactly how you feel!! I had acne really bad during 8th grade . and it was horrible! at the same time, if you look around, you arent the whole one who has the problem. dont feel as bad.
on the other hand... use benza clenz...its a medicine you would have to visit a pharmacy to get , but its definelty worth it. wash your face after you sweat...and use concealor on your big spots but not a lot of makeup, it clogs up your pores. i use clinque and it seem to work well.
stick in there, and good luck

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so heres the deal...i have a 9 inch penis! which would be pretty sweet....cept for the fact that im a GIRl, my best friend, annnnna shellhizzouse has a similar problem....SHE HAS NO BOOBS!!! what do we do...we think that overfeeding a little blond girl with white fila cleets will help us mutate back into normal girls?! WHAT DO I DO?!?

get a hacksaw...and amputate that baby...
eat alot with the little blonde girl..and well..the boobs would have to come.
its ok.. we all have problems.
fila cleets are hott damn!

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OMG OK! READY SET GO!

So. There's this completely obnoxious girl on my soccer team and I have no idea what to do with her! She tries so hard but she's just so not good at all, and she's irritating beyond belief and totally thinks she's captain, but really nobody listens to her and we all just make fun of her behind her back. I feel really awful about it, but I can't stop myself because it's just so fun to laugh at her terribleness. Plus, she makes a really great scapegoat. Dearest Hayley, what the crap do I do?

all i can tell you is...let her know who wears the pants on the team. dont be afraid to use your vocals, and to totally prove this girl wrong. :) and if it goes way to far, and you still dont know what to do, no be afraid to use a hammer.

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ok so there is this guy that i like...and i have known him for a few years and now he has a girlfriend...and he doesnt know that i like him...but we have started to talk again...i donno what to do...and he also goes to a diff school than i do, but his girlfriend goes to my school...and i mean i dont want to break them up or anything...but its hard...

your right...breaking someones relationship up is totally out of the question so i would so no to that one. but i mean ... maybe right now isnt the best time to tell him how you feel. in the long run, dont be shy to confess to your crush, intil its too late

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You give soo much good advice... Just one more question... my girlfriend and I have been dating for 2 years... but she refuses to have IT with me... (sex)Everytime i pull out the snake she starts crying... I dont know what to do.. IM HORNY AND I NEED SEX... Im thinking of ending the relationship but I Love her !! HELP

if you are thinking about having sex more than thinking about how wonderful she is, then that means that you dont love her as much as you thought you did. sex is a big step for most girls, and you should respect her feelings towards it. but hey if thats what you want, maybe your not ready for that big of a commitment. just figure out where your priorties stand, and dont forget how great she has been to you!!!

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How many penis's do you have?

tyler, i love you kid

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there is this guy i like but i am a guy and i have a girl friend what do i tell him and her. or should i stay with her. i want both of them. i love her. but being with a guy turns me on.what do i do?

well first of all , have you ever considereed the fact that you might be gay? or maybe bisexual? you need to figure that out first, and find out what you really want. and if you do happen to be bisexual, talk to your girlfriend about it, if you still want to be with her. maybe she will understand, good luck!

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Hi, I have a BIG problem... I liked this boy very very much... but I have a problem... That I Let out just a bit to much gas if you will... One day we were talking at school and I let Out this Loud fart... It smelled REALLLY BAD... Unforutnetly he heard me fart... He said I was reallyy GrOOs And he meant it... When I turned around to walk away ... I heard him start laughing.. Later i realized i let out a WET one... my pants were brown... How Do I confront him ..and tell him i LOVE HIM!?

welll... i hate to tell you this.
but that is pretty gross.

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ummm yeah so theres this WHORE named hayley on my soccer team...shes stupid and blonde! also i have a phobia of short people...btw i REALLY like marshmallow fluff

uumm well hayleys really cool i think and this an advice page, not a statement page! ughhh
marshmellow fluff is disgusting..
i hate the color red
:-p

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okay theres this girl i like but she doesnt like me and i c her every friday and its weird not being able to be her bf ne more..i really like her..but man...she likes someone else

well first of all...dont try to hide your feelings. if you like the girl, accept the fact, and try to deal with it. also, dont ignore her. talk to her about, not bluntly, but just hint at it. i promise you wont get beat up :-p
also ... there are sooo many girls out there, but i can say that i know how hard it is to just move on. but at the same time, dont get caught up in the drama. after all, highschool only happens once right~? good luck:)

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My boyfriend and I have been together for about 9 months now. He has a few friends that are girls, and I get very jealous when he talks to them...I know he loves me and would never stray...but is that normal?

that is definetly normal. believe me, you two should be able to trust each other COMPLETELY by 9 months, and without anything to worry about. also, guys love to hang out with their friends, i know i do. more than half of my best friends were guys, and my boyfriend gets a little jealous too, but he understands. always give him a little room, and so then you can do the same!!

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ive had this boyfriend, and we have been together for about a year and a half. the problem is, he is way too controlling of me. i love him too much, so i dont know what to do.
help
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never a let your guy get TOO controlling over you. i mean yah its okay if he offers u to go out with his friends, or tells you to wear that shirt cuz you look "hott" in it. but never let him understand that he has complete authority over you, or you will look like a push over. i would tell him how you feel, even though it will hurt. you never know what might happen in the long run, good luck!

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