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Gender: Female
Location: FLORIDA
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Age: 19
AIM: imapozer911
Member Since: October 6, 2008
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i usually don't have a lot of discharge, and its always clear. well today after school i went to the bathroom and i had soo much it was like creamy and wet and disgusting. nothing hurts down there and i'm not having sex but i do get fingered, but ive been getting fingered by the same guy for awhilee. so i dont think thats it. so heres the embarrasing part, i'm like farting out of my vagina alot...if that makes any sense, and i feel it all wet and gross so has this happened to anyone before? and what is it what does it mean? (link)
Everything you are experiencing is completely natural. Nothing is wrong. The discharge just happens. It's nothing to worry about. The "farting" noise is because something pushed air up into your vagina, so whether it was your or someone else's finger or other appendage/object, air is just getting trapped and it can only come out one way. Sometimes if you move a certain way your opening can open and suck air up into it by itself. If you are horny your vagina will moisten, for lubricant. Other than that everyone discharges, your vagina cleans itself.


ok i want to know if there is a way to turn your pee purple my brother told me that if i eat a rose that would do it cause he's done it but with it being oct right now it's kinda hard to find one ya know? and the reson behind wanting to know this is my friend sent me a text with a pick of his pee and it was bright yellow haha but i want to have some pee thats not yellow i want him to freak out thats why i'm thinking purple or blue like would food dye help?

thanks so much (link)
What a funny queston lol

when my mom was preg with me she said one of her cravings was blue kool aid and she drank it so much her pee was blue.

Good luck :p


Ok so i am 16 and i have wavy hair but it also does this thing where it curls on the end and i hate it..my friend streightend it for me 1 time and i loved the way it looked...right now tho my hair is short so really i am askin 2 ?'s...1 - should i streighten it??? and 2-how long should it b before i can streighten it? by the way i am NOT gay. i have had girlfriends and i hav a girlfriend now = ]]]] (link)
Must be pretty sensitive on the gay subject...

Anyways chemically straighten it


Can't you put a cap on during swim season?
And I want to talk to you more...

aim : imapozer911


ok! so i have these vage dickie pants n i dnt know wat color of shirt goes with them! i always wear a pink tank top with a green shirt ! or a red tank top with a black shirt! mostly light colors! i also always wear white with them cuz white goes with them! so plz help me! (link)
What is vage?


16/f - black or maroon? i can't decide.
or should i just wait til the holiday season and hope they come out with better colors? (i heard a rumor that they were in november or december) (link)
Black is really slick looking.

Redish maroon is more velvety.


Whenever I have sex over a long period of time, say two hours, there always comes a point when the guy spreads my legs apart, and I make a horrible, loud farting noise. But I'm not actually farting... it's coming from my vagina. Like there's trapped air or something... I would really appreciate it if somebody could tell me why this happens, and if there is anything that I could do to prevent it. It gets a bit embarrasing after a while to say the least...

Thank you in advance

A xxx (link)
Its called a queef.

Its from air in your jj


I have blackheads around my nose and whiteheads like, by my eyes. They're making me so self-conscious lately, i also have small bumps on my forehead which i cover with my bangs.

Anybody know a good way to get rid of this nasty things?
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Stridex pads work really well


in general, do girls who masturbate have more discharge than those who don't? (link)
Not sure. But don't worry if there is because its just your J cleaning itself out


so on friday i hung out with my friends at a football game and was with this kid john* so me and john* were hanging out too. and if i went somewhere he would come too. and he kept going in my pockets and taking my phone and camera. and i was freezingg. so he kept asking me if i was cold so naturally, i said yes and i got a big hugg. and that happened alott. :] so i like john* then i didnt see him before i left :[ and when i was walking out i was with my friend devin* and devin* had his arm around me but we are just friends. but i did like him before, but don't now. i dont think he likes me and in front of us was my other friend joe* and he was with me and john* before and now he sees me with devin*? so idk if joes* going to tell john* or not. and idk if john* will find out and be madd. so i have a class with him tomorrow too but its a silent study. and my friend kelly* is in all my classes so im usually waiting for her down at her locker and johns* locker is 2 over so its right theree. :]
but do you think he really likes me?
and should he be mad if he finds out about devin*?

_____* means name was changedd!

please help meeee! thanks so muchhhh! (link)
Wow. That's written horribly. But anyways I think he likes you and also he shouldn't be mad but why would you worry about it? Just talk to him and flirt with him more than usual

And I don't care it was way too confusing. F--




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