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Gender: Female
Location: Mississippi
Occupation: I still live off my parents...
AIM: xjuzsarahx
Yahoo: itz_sarah_x
Member Since: January 27, 2005
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wow..im really scared..and embarrassed but..here it goes..

last night i was really horny..and i didnt have nething to use..so..

i used a banana :|

and wen i was done..all of sudden..it got sucked into my cooch! i cant get it out! it hurts =(( help me..please..help :( (link)
Well..first of all...when you masturbate...a banana isnt safe. Pesticides in the vaginal entry can cause your vagina to close, and can be deadly. Go to the hospital and get it removed. Just tell them you slipped and fell in the kitchen after you got out of the shower..and it slipped right on in there. NEXT TIME...try to go get some actual cock. Nothins wrong with a little hide the salami...:) k...




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