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the names ian im the 2nd cometh of jesus christ i am here i live in lewisville and i hang out with local bands. Im a master at advice ask me anything. im not a nerd anymroe so i cant help ya too much i used to be like uber nerd and geek but yeah. i goto Lewisville High school and hang out wiht some of the coolest kids i have ever known.

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Mkies IAN, I have this question, there was this girl.. I met awhile back ago in the summer she was like wowz0r great and all but then things went wrong, she told me she was 16 when we broke up she still didn't tell me her real age nor wtf is a false statement or a lie.. then I had to chase her down well kinda she claimed she was too obessed with me and she was tired of it.. it what? I don't get that part but then I see and find and feel.. that she only used me.. for who knows what.. I don't know and it really hurt at the time.. I had to delete her from my buddy list and everything.. she found a whole new bunch of friends and all.. I still think about her though :( but I don't think she cares for he at all 'cause once in awhile she still IM's me on like a friggin blue moon though.. I really miss her but she said she " WONT " take me back... But I didn't do anything to her at all, she claimed I mistreated her.. yelled at her.. when I did nothing like that =( I'm not that kinda guy when I'm around girls dude I actually loved her but heh I guess she was just playing the field , any advice would be greatful.

im sorry man i really am and thats really too deep for me man go eat some canadian pootin or w/e and go grab ur snow mobile AND ICE FISH!

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Reciently my girlfriend who I have known for 4 months now. I walked in on her fucking some guy. WHALREKD IN! I pulled the guy up, Threw him into a wall and beat the shit out of his face. As for my girlfriend, she ran out of the house. Then I diden't talk to her for a day. When she finnaly called me I called her a motherfucking bitch ass. she acted every calm when I was yelling the fuck at her. I actully hung up and called her back later. This time I said sorry then she said You should be. And I lost my mind and said, "you bitch how can you tell me that im suppost to be sorry when your sleeping around!", Then hung up. So now, This happend yesterday, And im wondering what I should do when I see her and his bitch nigger ass..?

Such hate......Kill the guy jsut stab him with a knife everyone is going to get stabbed sooner or later............and for the girl teach her who she is. put ehr in her place.

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my cousion is a groopie and had sex with static-x on tour in las vegas or some shit her parents refused to pick her up because of that. so my parents picked her up. should i talk to her and bitch at her? or cut out her clit and put it in a jar ?

cut that bitchs clit and then talk to her

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Dude, my cock is like bigger then yours.

kick ass dude. u msut be hung like a horse

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remember me? well i will refresh your memory.....you told me you loved me you told me you cared and then right when you got in my pants...the phone calls stoped and then a week later i was your EX. Yeah thats me well you know what ian it didnt even feel that good,your penis isnt that big and if i would have known what i do now then....i wouldnt have given you a second thought. But its ok we are all pretty grown up now that was the past and we were young and stupid. now i we can still be friends its cool, it took everything i had to write this to you, i but hey life goes on right? so anyways i take it back i dont want to speak to you the pain you put in my heart will never disappear i thought we were meant to be but i guess i was wrong and all you wanted was a piece of ass!

i dont have a small penis :'(

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(dildo) (u kno)
How do i insert my boomboom in her zoomzoom?

Take ur weener and find her hole and insert.

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Hi haha you are a -----

fun isnt it

oh yeah so im supposed to ask

ummmm

well ok how about

why are people so stupid? Why do we put up with it? How can I put this?

people are stupid becuase they choose to be theat way you cant help it its jsaut the way people are their nature. we put up with it because we care about the person and no matter what we are there for them and if u dont know them you jsut dont want to start crpa with people so u ignore it or put up with it

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I like my teacher...and I really want to ger in her pants...but im afraid she wont like me back...is this even right? what should i do?

I think I'm having my first erection...but my balls havent even droped yet...

Well is your teacher hot? If she is its okay most men have a hotspot for older mature women. of course having ur first erection thats good for ya man and masturbate when ur balls drop its healthy or go find a women and bone her like once a week just so you can be healthy. good luck.

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I have a friend, and he's asking people for questions he can give advice to. What's your advice to him?

i be a sayin he is dumb and advice questions should come and not be forced.

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I have this thing... where I have sex with my computer... how should I tell my parents

talk about fucked up questions....... dont tell ur parents you dont have to tell your parents everything you do...just wait and go get some real girl and then!!! you might aly it down on them jsut write it in a letter or something

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I want to rape you...whats your advice?

Well my butthole is umm not open to people so sorry... maybe if you land yourself in jial you can do all th rape you want.

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I heard you have the best advice on penis pumps, seeing as you always use them, what type should I buy?

I honestly dont remember... go ask a porn shop owner or buy as many as u can and test each one out.

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I have a question...I have this growth...and its...located...on my genitails...it hurts...I tried burning it off...but it would just come back...do you have any advice? what should i do?

Well... im sorry that u have herpes... what you could do is get some of that medicine they show on da television and use that to stunt its growth...... may the lord be with you

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I'm still heart broken over someone... I was once the happiest man alive and had everything I ever wanted and had every reason to think it would last forever... but it hasn't. She's still the first thing I think about when I wake up and the last thing I think about before I go to bed..

What should I do? Suicide is out of the question.

Well im sorry you feel that wya what you should do is never move on allow her to have gher space but yet sitll befriend her and spend time together you dont need to be in a relation ship to care about someone or be with someone ... Be with her but be thewre as a close friend and every thing will seem better and dont let her stray away

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