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ello mate,
my name is amanda. im a sophomore at gulfcoasthighschool home of the sharks. yeah we're cool. im fifteen. im single. and i like a cute boy.

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yo gurl im done talkingg to you on hurrr so ya u shall call me soon...shiot fones ringin itz prob you! well ya yo i be bouzin out of diz pilace

pe@ce

C-man

alright,

either 1 - fess up and tell me the mother fucking truth.

or you can take 2 - i will call the cops and report all of this.

bye.

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yo gurrl yo be da one dat onlii knowz me real name dawg now everyone doez, ya me name iz chad but yo wut da fuk yu be givin out my real nizzle fo shizzle but yo u needz to be callin be nd we be havin sume fone sex.maybe have a friende on da fone and we be gettin a treesome on and we can moan and squirtz in our panz

Chad

no you instant message me.

shes got notion

-amanda

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yo gurll Yo voice iz dammmmn fine azz hell mama when yo calleded me i knewZ yu were da one for me and i be thinkin dat yu me hook up diz weekend! I pretended to knot know wut yu waz talking bout cuz i waz embuurrrisssd but yo now dat i hear ur voize iz gonna ba bang yu sumtimez soon!

jeremy

um i thought your name was chad?

yeah stop calling yourself jeremy, it would mean a lot. and your 21?!!!

wow, dont play dumbass games with me the next time i call you.

- later.

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eyyyyyy phone seexxx???????????????

call me plz

whats your number you gave them wrong one!

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Yo be on mi side of da bed haah----I be wishin i could bang my g-ma cuz man my ballz just DROPPED dawg im a mature kid now!! I wish de be droppin in my g-maz mouth t-bagin time bich ha im so hornee thinkin bout yo me and my g-ma havein a 3sum yo dat would be sum fine ash nigguah stuff you o man i need 2 go ta da bafroom now cuz my dick be squirtin--- oo ooh oooh baby ooo jiz in my mouth ahhh ahhh ahh oh yuh

Jeremy

Yeah umm no im not in your bed, I will never be in your bed sry hun..But ya how old are you?? I think you need to keep some of those thoughts in your head.

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yo wud da fuk! gurl i tot u wood be on my side, damm my g-ma just got out of the shower!!!! ooo lalala I be lovin those boobz sa99in ha hang loose ma! well id be thinkin ud be on me side butz i guezz not so ya

Jeremy

im not on anyones side. go bang your grandma if it satisfy's you.

seriously dawg,
im grossed out.
peace out !

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Of course I dont hate you your one of my best friends!!! I just didnt hear you say it on the phone!!

JEREMY YOUR MESSED UP YOU NEED TO GO TO A RETARD PLACE!!!

haha insane aslymn. (sp?)

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Yo Kristen, Amanda is fo real yu do have sum mental probz cuz Amanda understandz me cuz she prob be goin thru da same shit wit her g-parents danx amanda I know you would be knowin how I feel, How old waz yu wen yu be doin dat when yo g-parents wold be fukin? You should call me sumtime so we can be ya kno talkin bout our getin hornee off our g-parents 1-615-587-2997

G-Dawg out,
Jeremy

ew fuck, i dont get off on my g-rents.

thats just fucking disgusting!
ive never lived with them,
they all live in different states!
ew your fucking nasty shit.
kristin isnt mental you are.
shes my bestestestest friend ever!

- later.

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WTF! Amanda how the hell can I have mental problems for this dumb ass sick minded mother fricker get off on his grandparents!! Eww hes sick and mind as well go kill himself right now cuz he needs to..I would never tell anyone about that problem even tho im not that messed up to do sumtin sick like that!!!

i ment him. i told you that on the phone.
=/
dont hate me!

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OMFG!! Dude ur fucking gross you get hard off your frickin grandma?? ew I almost barfed when I saw that shit...OMG!! your a disgrace to this whole entire country! You need to seriously DIE! When your grandma dies are you going to rape her carcass? or like get her body stuffed so you can put her in a bathing suit...OMFG!! THIS IS SO NASTY!!! EWWWWWWWWWW I cant even think about it without gagging!

-Kristin

i think you have a mental problem kristin

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Yo itz jeremy agin well u c I be livin up in Tennessee n der aint no fiine asz babez here dat I be likin and uh my g-ma just i dont kno she just be shakin dat ass n dat make my pee pee go da doing doing doing she be 83 but still age dont realli be matterin ta me ya know ya she doez have wrinklez but dammm dat mama o lord i wish she would be feelin da same way as me and juz fuk me alredy ya kno.

kinda scary man. like seriously. i would just hook up with one of your friends that is a girl one time just to get your grandma off your mind.. like seriously thats just screwed up.

im sorry,
i dont know what other things to say.

=/

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yo my name iz jeremy and thiz iz kind of embarrassing but no 1 should know who tha fuk I am on here hopefully lol...but ya I live with my g-ma(grandma) n g-pa(grandpa) They have sex everniite and it getz me hard,ya embarasin but yo when ever we are swimmin i go hard off my g-ma dawg wut da fuk is wrong wit me??

okay, im just going to say this - find a girlfriend &be with her alot. getting hard of your gma &gpa is kinda scarey, not to get all rude. so find yourself a chick.

thanks for your time.

=)

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