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ok, i know i shouldnt be jealous but my sister gets her way on things , like getting something to eat or drink and my mom makes it for her and brings it to her. plus when im sick my mom doesnt care she only cares about my sister , everything is about her. my mom never spends time with me ( even on my birthday or other holidays)i wish she would care about me too .
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First off, let your mom know how you feel. Tell her that you would really appreciate if she would spend more time with you. Try not to focus too much on telling her that she's spending too much time with your sister though because this will probably make your mom get defensive. That might be just how it is with my mom though.. but who knows. If talking to her doesn't help, try doing things to make yourself stand out. Do things around the house that you know your mom would notice and that she might praise you for. Maybe that'll get her attention. Good luck..


I have just recently painted my walls a pale yellow, and my ceiling shit green. I carpeted the house with pink carpeting, and now I'm having trouble choosing a color and material for my curtains. I'm thinking neon orange...but I'm not quite sure. Please say you can help!

Signed,
Not Brit (link)
to match maybe have the curtains about the same color as the ceiling maybe?


I'm moving, tell me why. (link)
who are you?


i have a friend whos mom hits her. she says it doesn't hurt but it leaves bad bruising. i dont want her to grow up and hit her kids and im really scared for her. what should i say to her? (link)
Well, if this friend says that these hits don't hurt, she is trying to protect her mom. That would either be because she truly loves her mom and doesn't want her to get her in trouble, or she doesn't want her mom to find out and get more angry and hit more (which is more likely). I think you should really talk to your friend about it and let her know that you're there for her. We all know that it's best to tell an adult about these things, but sometimes that's not true.. it can lead to even worse problems. So like I said, let your friend know you want to help, and make sure she knows that what her mom is doing is NOT right, no matter what her mom says or how she acts when she isn't angry.

Let me know what happened after you talk to her and maybe I can help out a little more from there.


ok so my question starts with a hypothetical. suppose for a moment that superman was real. do you think that jesus would win a fight with arnold shwartzeniggershitcrapfaceboobcheeks?
if so do you think that this dress makes my butt look big? please rsvp asap byob obo

(respond please, as soon as possible, bring your own beer, or best offer)

-loves and hearts and kizzes from bryce

ps. i have your mom

shemenjajkljsdhfkkgoogenhimenshitballseameninmysubmarine (link)
Come on you guys this is a SERIOUS advice column, meaning you ask SERIOUS questions.. how hard is that to comprehend? Jesus...


And everyone knows that jesus would win because his mother was a virgin when she became pregnant with him. Not even Ahnold can beat that.


whats the 422 number in pi?

-Mike (link)
The string 422 was found at position 1839 counting from the first digit after the decimal point. The 3. is not counted.

I didn't look that up.


A duck and a chicken are crossing the road they both arrived at the other side of the street at the same time so does terminator still get a present from santa?

-Michael and Bryce (link)
Only faggots steal their mom's van and don't pick up the awesomest girl in the world.



So next week anal?


allright there's this guy that i like a lot. I really really want to go out with him. I just dont know if he likes me back because he just broke up with this one chick and she's like still obsessed with him. me and him went out before but it didnt really work out. but i think this time it would be different cause i think i have been able to rely on him more often now. i just dont know what to do. should i ask him back out? (link)
i say if he's ready for a relationship with you, let him ask you out


OK..im a little scared to say this...I think somethings wronge with my penis... everytime i try to get a boner. Well it just won't pop up!!

Can you plz guide me in the right way. Mick (link)
Well Mick, I'm afraid I am unable to answer this question.. on account of YOU'RE A DOUCHEBAG!!

But you're awesome. Much love to you.




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