HeY Mr. BRiAN! i dont really have a question! but im home sick so id thought id just say hey in this thing! and yaw quit bein mean to brian! haha and eric.. wth you are gay.. so dont say your not.. we all know it.. but yeah! anyways wait i do have a question! you never talk to me @ lunch!!! why is that?! hm?! hm?! its cuz im white i swear...
MY dear elle belle, i am white too so that must not be why i dont talk to u. i dont talk to u any more cuz u dont talk to me or say hi so i feel like u dont want to talk to me cuz ur too cool for lil ol brian. u and all ur freshman friends on ur high clouds over all of us other classes. lol i will talk to u more and yes eric is gay
THE CARMANATOR
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wow.. you should give up on all this advice shit.. you most deffinitly suck at it.. and why do you always say people are 'gay' when they throw rude comments at you? im starting to think your the gay one.. but i may be wrong, because i know after you get this, your going to go on and on about how gay i am.. when really im not, im just trying to see where your comming from.. so mr.carman, why are you such a rude kid? were you beaten as a child? do you have gay parents? where does all this hate come from?
yours truly,
Dr.Phill
WOW TALK ABOUT A HOMO SUMONE HAS BEEN WATCHIN A LIL TOO MUCH OPERA AND DAYTIME TELIVISION U KNOW WHAT MY PARENTS ARE GAY AND ERIC UR A JEW SO THATS WORSE THAN BEING GAY I WILL TELL PAPA HITLER TO THROW U IN HIS CHAMBERS WHILE I SING ABOUT IT NOW GET THE HECK OUT OF DODGE.
yours truly,
DR.GO FUCK UR SELF QUEER
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Mr. Carman und franz. Ich habe eine fragen? Screw it i forget my german. I have a question that will boggle your mind. When you're riding on a bus to some place and then you see a man sitting in a chair... Do you go over and say hello? Or.. would you just waddle on down to the old swimming whole and fire off a Cleveland steamer into the jon. Your choice entirely, but there is only 1 right answer. So i suppose the main question is.. Why are the most morbid and taciturn people in our society today not able to titilate us un the manner we wish they could?
Love, Sven.
mr lampa und sven. Ich habe habe keine ahnung was du sagt. FUCK GERMAN. DUDE WTF I DONT UNDERSTAND UR QUESTION but i do know one thing
FAGS ARE BAD they deserve to burn in hell im gunna start a new holocaust but with queers and they wont burn they will be hung from a tree by their feet upside down until the blood rushes to their head and it explodes. ICH LIEBE DICH UND ICH HABE DURCHFALL.
Love, Franz
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why are you such an asshole? you think your soo god damn funny, when really, you suck the penis!
AND why do you have this advice thing, who would take your bad advice? Anwser me that you gay FAg
well it seems like some one is jealous about their small penis and not having a girl friend dude just cuz i hate fags and ur gay doesnt mean u have to hate me i mean dude go kill ur self jump of a cliff or lite ur self on fire. I HAVE AN IDEA ILL GIVE U A GUN AND U BLOW UR DAMN HEAD OFF
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hey you kind of look like the picture of john elway at the top of your thing...oh and by the way could u tell jessica to give taylor tips on giving head...b/c ya she needs help
Brandon my girl friend is like a million times hotter and cooler and sexier then urs. urs looks like an anerexix jew in the holocaust GOD SHE IS UGLY I HOPE SHE DIES there u go brandon karas
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brian, if ur g/f gave u hed, would u then procede to make out wit her after she had her mouth all over ur wang?
no bo i would simply tell the bitch to go wash her mouth out thuroly or if she refused i would kick the bitch to the curb
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Why do the Broncos suck ass?
MY FRIEND THE BRONCOS ARE THE GREATEST JUST BECAUSE UR LOST IN UR OWN FANTASY I LOVE LITTLE BOYS WORLD AND YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH MEN IS NO EXCUSE TO BE A DIPSHIT. I HOPE YOU DIE
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should i still kiss my boyfriend if he has mono... lol??
well no my child u should give him head, a hand job and sex in both the but and vagina thats what the doctor recomends JESSICA
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brian why cant u start on varsity as a sophmore like me, why cant ur team make it to playoffs like mine, why brian why? u still my nizzle foshizzle
ZACARIA THAT IS BECAUSE NOT ALL OF US HAVE A SCHOOL WITH MORE THAN 20 BLACK PEOPLE and because ur dad is the damn coach so thats why. U STILL MY NIZZZLE FOSHIZZLE TOO. tell ur mom i love her
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A friend of mine needs a roommate, and I really want to move in with her because she's got a cool place and I'm sick of living on my own. The problem is that she's got a cat and I'm allergic to cats. The duplex has all hardwood floors and I'd have my own cat-free room, but I'm really nervous about moving in because cats really make me sick. Should I risk it?
lets see
YOU GAY cats are gay just go and die or at least kill the cats that way u can live with the chick
if u move in with the chick have sex with her too
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what have you done with your girlfriend?
i have done her anally multiple times and then we joined in an orgy with ur mom and dad and then ur grandma stopped by to eat her out while i did her in the but.
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during the game when i recognize its a run and i rocker step i keep tripping and the back runs by me and coach chevi starts yellin at me and head butting me. With ur excellent abillities please help me become great like you
well first of all u need to quit football cuz u suck and its obvious because how the hell do u trip on a rocker step YOU SUCK DIE second of all u need to give coach chevi head cuz he is great
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hey how big is ur penis seriously
10 inches
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dude i just found at my best friend was gay. i walked in on him and his fagget lover. i dont know what to do about it i feel akward all the time when i am around him and its just not the same and i feel real bad cuz i would always bash on queers.
hey bro just leave him because gay people are really wierd and he mite start hiting on u and wanting ur penis trust me FAGS ARE BAD
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thanks for the awnser man it helped alot i owe u one dogg.
dude no prob i got u. any time just glad i could help.
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My girlfriend is talkin to other guys and flirting with them alot. we have been goin out for 15 months and i just dont know what to do.
well confront her about the topic and talk to her about her ways. let her know how u feel and ask her to change. if she doesnt change her ways then u have to dump her if it bothers u man.
good luck bro
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How did u get so hott and make all the girls want you?? Will you teach me?
Well it comes natural you know. LOL i dont know man one day in 6th grade they just started wanting me and i was like ya sure its good. I WILL TEACH YOU THE WAY OF CARMAN!!!!!!!!!!
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How did u get to become such a freakin football and athletic god carman?
Well my son with hard work and dedication you too could be a athletic man and look like a greek god. lol i love it
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