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Member Since: June 24, 2005
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my computer keeps getting these pop-ups that say "your virtual memory is low" and now its deleted half of my sn on AIM. wat can i do to get back the virtual memory?? (link)
Invent your own, ie, take a piece of paper and draw little virtual memory boxes and tape the paper to your computer. Remember to assign the size of each memory sector. Reboot and enjoy your extra memory.

I have upgraded my computer in this way to have about 4gb of imaginary memory.


I spend about 3 hours in the sun every day, and I want my skin to appear tanner, but it doesn't get that much darker each day. It's barely noticeable! How can I get my skin to tan faster? (link)
Get a marker pen that is of a shade a mite darker than your skin and draw all over yourself. Alternatively, go for chocolate treatment.


Well i been with my boyfriend a lil over a year and yes we have had sex.. things arent boring but i love to be a tease i mean ill give it to him after i tease him real bad.. but i want some ideas of teasing him.. i think its so *Cute*.. if you can help thanks bunches i will rate high..and i kno im weird.. (link)
Pity the chap.

But you could always make crude jokes about the size of his pecker.


okay im going to the gyno to get on birth control pills! now will they be able to tell if you are pregnant or do you like have to ask for a test. im pretty sure im not pregnant so i wont ask i just want to know????

i need help fast thanks (link)
You're preggers. Now get lost and go see a real doctor.


when i see like sex seens in movies and what not i get this weird feeling in my vagina...what is this? thanks (link)
Greetings, young jedi. You are feeling the power of the dark side of the Force. I am sorry. You shall be terminated by 1700 hours.




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