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Hi there Swanny.
I have this friend. And this friend is kinda "clingy." Where ever I go there this "friend" is. I can hardly go to the bathroom without seeing this person watching me. What might one say if this type of overbaring relationship was not what one might want for one at this time in ones life one? Please help!
Scared for ones life (link)
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see i knew i wasn't the only one with this problem.....
but mine is kinda different... i have an "imaginary friend" who resembles golum from the lord of the rings movies doing the same thing, and he's always watching me with his creepy eyes and spider-like movements...
and what's so bad about someone watching over you??? sure it might get a little creepy when ur in the shower, going number 2, or masterbaiting, but i'm sure this presence fills a gap of security that all of us wish we had
love swanson
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Will Oprah win the 2008 Presidential election?
Thanks for the help,
César (link)
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why would oprah run for president when she allready controls the world?
you se cesar... oprah is someone who on the outside looks like a compassionate rags to riches black woman who actually cares about you... and the rest of the world...
but this is a lie
you see oprah is a perfect amogram for...
PO Har
po har was once a chinese prince who devistated the mei dynasty in 330 bc, he used his quick wit and firery arrows of doom to desimate all ememies... all who stood in his way were decapitated and raped... but unfortunatley po har had one weakness....
daytime television... even though it was not invented yet po har had made a deal with the chinese god Shemushikashannakafatookaba who was a speacial breed... "wolf dragon" po har gave up his soul for 3 wishes... first he demanded wealth and power, 2nd foresight...
his ability to see portentious events alowed him to be great on the battlefeild... but once he saw the glory of TV, his third and final wish was to be on tv.... too cordinate with the wealth and power shemushikashannakafatookaba allowed him to becom oprah
so my question to you cesar... why use your democratic right to elect a power hungry hun into office???
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Dear swanny, let me start by saying i love you.
i have been watching you around school and noticed the certain swagger you have, i think it is quite sexy. i also adore your hair cut and your man boobs. lol... will you marry me?
love,
andy swallows (link)
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ok andy... um i don't have manboobs ok... i work out asshole
but i guess i'm flattered i mean its not every day you get a resident from fairyland, USofgAy to ask you a question
and just as stiffler said in the ever dissappointing american wedding
"every gay guy wants to f*** me"
love swannie
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Dear "Swannie"
I have a "friend" that had a "radio station" that played "all the wrong music" the network fired him due to his inability to conform to the regulations. But now he has gone out and gotten a new job with a very similar theme. How long do you think he will last at this new job before his new "bosses" catch on to his shananigans? 3000 days is a REALLY long time! But I do enjoy laughter. Any "advice"
"Kary" (link)
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you know this sounds like a holomany that has a direct cooralation with something i know....
well i'm sure his "bosses" have their heads up there "arses" and won't realize what he's doing, unless he decides to email them and complains to his bosses wich results into them being aware his existance and then he'd get fired again.... that would be bad...
i don't know how long these shananigans will last, but i do know they will be prolonged as long as possible
and 3000 days isn't verry long when u find loopholes
love swannie
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