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E-mail: lilstevekerr5@yahoo.com
Gender: Male
Location: Jersey
Age: 14
AIM: Kneepadsfamily87
Member Since: July 27, 2004
Answers: 15
Last Update: August 22, 2004
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s brand thanks for ur advice on my question with my friend and the girl but dont u think if i really do like this girl that i should make a move, i mean i would feel horiblly for my friend but im not even sure if things between me and this person would work out dont u think i should at least give it a shot, because i think my feelings for this girl r stronger than my friends and u said it urself there r tons of other fish in the see maybe he should look for someone else instead of me, right? (link)
u make a interesting point, but i still think that u should let it go, cause i bet your friend is a great looking kid, and to be honest, i dont think that u stand a chance against this kid, and im just trying to look out for you....so, let the girl go, cause like you said, you dont stand a chance, o wait, i said that......well either way, let the girl go.........well i was just kiddin about u not standing a chance, but u still should let the girl go


s brand i need ur help look, i like this girl but i have this friend who likes this girl too and i promised him that id help him with this girl but now i want this girl and i kno that the sayin is "bro's b4 ho's" but i really want this girl idk what to do HELP (link)
oooo, u got yourself in a barn-burner alrite...you think about how much your friend likes this girl, cause if you like her as much as you think you do, u probably wouldnt have tried and helped your friend get her, so wat i think you should do is..... try and help your friend get the girl, cause there's plenty of other girls for you, i can bet that your friend really realyy likes this girl...and betraying a friend isnt worth a girl, no matter how much u like her (took this one very seriously)


Alright man...theres this "person" and they keep confusing me...they say they like me and than change there mind and like someone else and i have liked this "person" for a long time and everytime i am about to make a move or planning to she either lieks someone else or ignores me and i am like WTF IS THE MATTER WITH YOU...so waht do I do? cause i really like this "person" (link)
interesting question,and heres wat u do...just tell that "person" that you like him/her/rodent. cause even if they dont like you at the time, they'll no how you feel, at thats a good thing.....and why did u have to say "person"......are you trying to hide something, like are you realli in love with your pet rabbit or something, but thats your business and i'll stay out of it


what are the bases of a relationship? (link)
oh my, i've waited for a question like this, so whoever asked this....thank you. To start of, when you've reached first base, you have "hooked up" as you kids call it, with a member of the opposite sex (or maybe smeone of the same sex, who knows)....once at second base, you and your partner have swapped saliva with one another....as for the very enticipated third base, it is when you have become very intimate with eachother, and the female has sucked on a part of the male ananotmy, and the male has done something very unusual to te female ananotmy.....and once you've reached home..........................WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! YOU AND HIM/HER HAVE GOT IT ON!, so there you have it, my version of the bases......man im one messed up kid


do you have any advice on loosing weight...becausei dont think im fat but i dont think im skinny...i dont wear tight shirts because im afriad ill be to fat for them and all my friends say its just muscle and im not fat but i dont care what they say i want to loose weight..lastely ive been not eating breakfest or lunch and im trying not to eat a lot of dinner but i cant like resist a snack every once and a while ... since school i almost here i want to come back to school and suprise everyone by being skinnier .. i dont know how to loose weight and fat without people knowing...last time i started excersing mroe my mom noticed and told me to stop because she diodnt think i need to ... well to make this story a lil shorter please help me! (on loosing weight) (link)
thats a tough question, but whats most important is wat u think of yourself, not wat other ppl think of u......lol, i'm just playin. If you think that theres a problem with your weight, i've got one word for you, LYPO!! its the answer to the worlds obesity problems, but if u dont have the money for lypo, then may i suggest the atkins diet, it has worked wonders for millions of people, including myself, and if that doesnt work......u are ment to be overweight


hi,
i really want a boyfriend but there is no one that im interested in , in school i mean. And wheneevr i see a hot guy somewhere like the mall or the movies im to scared to approach them. Once when i was at the movies(seeing napolean dynaomite EVERYONE GO SEE IT IT IS FUNNY AS HELL) and when i walked in these guy said sit over her... and they were really hot and i wanted to go over there but iw as to scared! do you have any adivce (link)
well u shouldnt be afraid of guys u see at the mall, (assuming that whoever wrote this is good looking) if a guys ask u to sit next to him, then he's obviously interested in you, so be confindent in yourself cause your obviously good-looking if guys are interested in you....thats all i have to say, and i took this question way to seriously


i kno this is wierd but will u go out with me, i think ur so hott and i want u so bad (link)
welcome to the club my poor child, i cant just go out with you when theres tons of women just like u who wanna a piece of this vanilla


hey its me again the one with the kid that says he loves me....okay after like a week when he curses me off and calls me a bitch he sez he loves me and then i reject him again and he curses mee off and then the next week he sez sorry and all this swweeet shit and sez he never ment what he sez...should i stop being his friend or like stop talking to him so i dont have to deall with his problems? (link)
you really have a problem here, but u gotta tell him that u will never like him, and that he should move on, and if he starts to curse u off, u should be prepared with so many comebacks and disses, so when u says "your such a bitch" you come bac wit, "o, i think you have me confused wiht your fat ass momma" and thats wat u do


do you know any good rock (punk) songs? (link)
of course i do, except there not really punk songs, they just rock songs and shinzat. and heres my amazing list-
1. Memory by Sugarcult
2. Smothered by Spineshank
3. Just Like You by Three Days Grace
4. The Art of Losing by American Hi-Fi (old one)
5. Sway by Lost Prophets

and thats my amazing playlist......enjoy


okay, well there is this kid (not to mention any name) that has been asking me out and saying he loves me since like 3rd grade, and hes a good friend but nothing more, whenever i reject him he gets all pissed and mad and curses me off... and i dont want him to hate me... cuz i cant stand it when people hate mee.... i dont know how to get him like less pissed at me without me having to go out wit mee.. PLEASE HELLP!

- confused (link)
very interesting question, but here's wat you do....dump his sorry ass like there's no tomorrow, cause if he becomes all pissed and curses u off whenever u reject himm, then he doesnt like you as much as he says he does, cause if he did, then he wouldnt be able to be pissed at you..........man, this story was so touching, i'm sorry, but i have to be alone for a minute


Ummm i dont really kno how to ask this but.... I think the spark is out of my love life because i cant seem to get a good erection. Do u have ne advice i'll try ne thing. (link)
Oh My, this is a problem, but this is what i suggest... you my not be attracted to women anymore, you may be batting for the wrong team....and thats all i have to say


How are you so white? (link)
You Noticed! but there's no reasn to be jealous, you arent the reason that your not as white as me...i'm just one of those freak science experiments


this is really hard and i understand if u dont want to answer it but.. where in the world do u get thoses amazing elf shoes??? (link)
Very interesting question, and the answer is...from some show store in the mall. Cause like a week before school started, my mom made me get shoes fo the winter, and being the lazy kid i am,i just wanted to stay home and sleep, so i took the first funny looking shoes that i saw....and to make a long story short, Lassie rescued the little boy from the burning farm house, and i got my amazing elf shoes


I dont get why I am still here...I am alwasy contimplating suicide but i never do it but i have a really weird feeling i am...I have nothing to live for...What can I do? (link)
You shouldnt think of suicide, but if u happen to be pondering about it...you can always devote your life to being a great and smart person, but in your case, you should focus your entirely life on eating food


do you have any good chili recipies?
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OOOOOOOO, of course i do. My favorite recipe is adding tiny pieces of bacon in the chili.....it tastes amazing, but makes you dump like crazy afterwards...




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