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hi, me name is grog. me wuz razed by munkees. people sai grog stoopid. whut iz stoopid? me don't want 2 b stoopid no more. how do me stop beeing stoopid?
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Dear Grog:
You will stop being "stoopid" when pigs fly and their is a pot of gold sitting at the end of a rainbow and when the fat lady sings and when cats do yoga in thier pj's in a bar full of nuns who play pool and have yogurt eating contests and play pin the tail on the priest.
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ummmm ummmmm ummmmmm like yeah my name is brooke and i'm like in the seventh grade and there's this guy i like thats like in the tenth grade and like he doesn't even know i exist but omg he is sooo hott and i think i'm in love but everyone is telling me hes 2 old 4 me. so is it like true? is he 2 old? and like how do i get him 2 notice me? (link)
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Well Brooke, the first thing i would do is GROW UP AND STOP LIKEING SOMEONE WHO IS TOO OLD FOR YOU! YOU ARE A STUPID 12 YEAR OLD WHO NEEDS TO BE PUT OUT OF YOUR MISERY BEFORE YOU INFECT US WITH YOUR OBSOLETE LITTLE MIND! GET OVER HIM, HE DON'T LIKE YOU FOOL!
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