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Hello my name is Catherine. I am turning 14 in January so i put down 14 because i am closest to it. I have a dog named Caroline, 2 cats, Ollie and Peachie, and a guinea pig Checkers. i am so happy that I can help u with ur problems so dont be afraid to ask!
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Yo monkeypunk. I have this sister who shall remain nameless, who smells...and I mean BAD!!! Like seriously, she smells like she swims in raw sewage. i don't know how to tell her because i'm afraid it may hurt her feelings, but someone has to because it is really a problem. please help me out yo!!! (link)
Well to tell you the truth, It might be you who smells. She might be having the same problem as u. But you might be actually the one who smells really!!!!!! bad.


Ok I have been suicidal for a while, and haven't had an episode for about a month... I have scars on my stomach and arms.. but I can't stop thinking I need more cuts... I have had alot of stuff going on lately... what should I do, should I tell someone! I just don't wanna go to a mental hospital! thanks I'll rate high (link)
Cutting yourself will not help at all. It will only make things worse. You should definatly tell someone...and soon. Someone eill be able to help you.
Hope I helped,
MonkeyPunk22


My mom was an alcoholic, everyday she would drink. DUring christmas even more, just because she hated using all of her money and was afraid we'd be moneyless after christmas. On 12/23 I came home from school, all happy because it was the last day and now I have a 2 week vacation, and I came home to my mom being drunker then hell! I was sick of it and I went upstairs because I didn't want to talk to her. About 2 hours later my dad got home and yelled me from upstairs ( I was sleeping ) .. he said that we had to go to the hospital because my mother had passed out.. she had overdosed on anti-depression pills and was drinking ALOT of alcohol at the same time. when we got to the hospital we waited about 30 minutes and they came out and told me my mom was dead. I can't stop thinking that this is all my fault, like if I would've stayed downstairs maybe I would've stopped her from OD. I've been to a psychiatrist about this, but nothing seems to be working. What should I do?? Thanks for any help in advance! (sorry its so long) (link)
I am really sorry to hear about this.Dont blame yourself it was your fault. She had a sickness, it was good that you stayed away. You could have been in danger. I hope you feel better soon.
Hope I helped,
MonkeyPunk22


I always look at myself and see how not pretty I am. I hate it. Then I look around at all my friends..why do they get to be automatically pretty? No makeup for some--but still not ugly. I have kind of chubby cheeks but not huge. I have dark blonde, almost brown-ish straight hair a little past my shoulders. I'm sort of tan, but not much. My eyes are hazel, mostly green. If I go out or to school, I wear eyeliner and that's it. I also have a little bit of a belly. I really think I'm not pretty. I've never had a boyfriend, and maybe that's why? Any ideas for makeup that's not too drastic, that will make my face look better? If you have ANYTHING..please tell me. (link)
The way you describe yourself is excatly how u would describe, except my eyes are all green no hazel. all i wear is eyeliner, eyeshadow,lip gloss, and occasionally mascara.
Hope I helped you,
MonkeyPunk22


Hey, can anyone tell me where you can get already made icons, like the pictures on Advicenators?? THANKS (link)
I ALWAYS use www.iconator.com it is the best. They have tons of icons that i liv i hope you will too!

Hope i helped,
MonkeyPunk22


Okay, 3 of my very good friends think they're fat... and they're NOT!!! we're only 13 years old and they've been going on all these diets. They hardly eat anything at lunch! I cant convince them that they're not fat! I'm really afraid they're going to go anorexic or bulemic. I dont know what to do, or what to say to them to convince them they're not fat. I've talked to them MANY times about it, but they just dont believe me. It really bugs me that they think they're fat, cuz they're not fat AT ALL! please help me! (link)
Talk to them, tell them there not fat and you are concerned. If it does not work and it starts to get more serious tell there parent or another adult that could help.


My friend is a religous Christian, and most of my friends hate him when he goes to into "prophet" mode. Lately they've been extra mean. They threw him out of the group, and swore if any of us talked to him we'd get out of the group. I'm still friends with him, and I talk to him. They havent found out but I'm planning on telling them cause they control my every choice.
But there's one draw back...How can I be friends with him, and like my best friend...(whos a guy)....how can I like a guy who trys to control me?? how can I still be friends with the christian even though I like my best friend? (link)
Be friends with both, if your non-christian friend gets mad that is his problem and if he is that rude then your probably better off w/o him anyways.


OK, I was in this sort of relationship, b ut I never went out with this guy, but anyway, my friend who I wasnt' friends with at the time ( I was mad at her) told my worst enemy about this problem. And I'm really mad cuz I don't want her to know. I mean my enemy won't tell anyone but, I am really mad! Should I confront my friend and ask if she told my enemy or what? Please help! (link)
Talk to your "friend" and ask why she told your enemy, then make sure the enemy wont tell anyone anything


In the Sims 2, one of my families has a teenage daughter and her asipiration is knowladge. One of her "wants" is to go to a private school. I've filled all of her other wants but she still wants to go to a private school. How do I get her to go to a private school? I can't seem to find out anywhere! Thanks if you can help. (link)
Get on the phone and click "Invite Headmaster" then when he comes impress him and he should get u into the private school


I love having sleep overs they are so much fun but sometimes I wish that I could have them where i live and not feel nervous becuase i live in an apartment. No one has ever said anything bad about living in an apartment but where i live thei rare very few and everyone i know lives in a house well most people do. I get embarresed when people come over becuase i kno they think that im poor and everything and they dont expect it becuase i always buy expensive and really nice stuff pluss clothes because my mom has more money to give me than when we used to live in a house . Should i be ashamed of this? (link)
No you shouldnt be ashamed. There are alot of people who live in apartments. I used to know someone who lived in something like an apartment and was really poplular and i didnt mind going over there.


My friend and i had a fight last summer. And then when school started she acted as if the fight never happened. Shes all like" Hey Buddy!!"
I dont belive she just be mad then be all nice.
She then made most of my friends turn against me. I'm not her friend anymore but she insists on being friends. How can i get her to leave me alone? (link)
Just tell her what you think about the situation. If she dosent get the hint just tell her something like "I dont want to be ur friend ok?!'


i have a huge zit in between my eyes....is there anything i can do or put on it to make it go away really quick?!?!...like in a day?!?!...thanks so much!!! (link)
try to pop it then put some acne medication on it. It should work for a short time until it come back. Try Oxy or something for a while and it should prevent it from coming back.


tomorrow is my birthday but im not having a party cuz my parents r strict like that. family is coming over n stuff but see i havent talked to my best friend alice since the day before yesterday. i mean she knows its my b day tomorrow but idk if shes gonna come. should i invite her ne way? but i mean what would we do? its gonna be really gay ..please help. i rate even for effort. and i haven't even called her today, i dont know how to bring it up. ok thanks in advance! =) (link)
i think that you should invite. If you dont things might get worse. Its better to ask her then not beacuse she might be expecting an invite.


I have a friend and shes really really crazy....i dont know if she needs help or not. shes really funny too. What do u think? (link)
Well it depeneds on what you mean by your friend is crazy. If you mean shes a little hyper sometimes,well thats Okay. If you mean she is really "crazy" and is depressed, or in danger then yes she needs help.




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