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Q: My hopes are so high,
that your kiss might kill me.
So won't you kill me,
so I die happy.
My heart is yours to fill or burst,
to break or bury,
or wear as jewelery,
which ever you prefer.
which do you prefer ???
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none of those options you're heart is best on your own sleeve.
:Kiss:
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Q: Hey, its Sam---where are you--u never answer ur cell--are u alive--i hope so--luv ya--ttysoon
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Yes , I am alive .I was at camp and my campers were keeping me extremley busy . Thanx for caring . xoxox
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Q: well- this girl follows me around alot . it was kind of creepy at first but then i said "hey shes a banging cutie , so why not? " i noticed that "stalking" is kinda her thing -- I mean she talks about how she followed this kid named JUSTIN homeeveryday , well anyway, Im gonna make a move (hehe) how do YOU suggest I do it ????
Love -
Your "study" hall buddy (hehe)
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Oh please dont ! She is probably just fooling around and I dont think this girl is following you ! I think you are a wishful thinker .....so just please back away !!!!! And never , EVER call her a "banging cutie" again !!!!! MAKE NO MOVES ! Just stay as you are ! The fact that you see her alot is purley coincidental !! Listen to me ! Make no moves ! NONE !
Im out kidz.... Thanx for asking Krembo !
PS - STAY AWAY ! FAR AWAY !
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Q: Will you please go out with me? From a secret admirer.
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Lets see ... Your identity is supposed to be a secret .... Hence the "secret" admirer part and you want me to answer this question ??? I do not think that the Krembo can give you a straight out answer this time ... Srry ... What I can say is you have to take action ...In the future, when asking this question, let your presence be known ,show your interested and dont hide behind a screen name .... Better luck next time ...Im staying single to mingle .........
Im out kidz ...thanx for askin Krembo
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Q: Hi Miss Krembo,
I am a 15 year old male and I am going to be "with" this girl. She seems to not like body hair...anywhere...but...guys have body hair, arms, pits, legs, chest, lower down, and lower down then that...and so on. I am not sure I know what I am doing when it comes to shaving anything other than my face...sooo...since she know al bout shaving guys body hair...I thought it would be hot if this girl and I could do it together...What do you think?....Thanks for your help!
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Wow .... Chances are if this "girl" does not like hair , she will not want to shave you ! Dumbass .... My suspicions tell me this is the same little bitch who wrote those other questions .... If this girl does not like hair , shave it off ( all of it) Duhh !!! Or at least have the balls to straight out ask her what she wants you to do ..... Oh and in your next question (oh and im sure there will be a next) please specify your relationship with this "girl" ...
Im out kidz ...thanx for askin Krembo !
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Q: hi, this is a fellow advicenator, i am just saying hi and welcoming you to the neighborhood, i am bbgirl15 if you want to say hi...so...say hi somtime...bye for now....we should talk!!!!hint hint
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Umm do I care who you are ? hint hint ... NO
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Q: I dont know if my penis is too small,the girl I like wants to jerk me off but im afraid my penis is too small and she will laugh.
Help!!!
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errr ! Stupid questions !!
Im sure this girl wont laugh if it is to small...She will probably just back out and never talk to you again ... It's ok though ...There is always hope for people like you and new drugs for this kind of crap make the market everyday ...
Im out kidz ... Thanx for askin Krembo
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Q: I think my penis is too big, and the girl i like is going to jerk me off, but im afraid she will think my penis is too big.
Help!!!
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Oh wow , no words ....
Im Out kidz ...Thanx for askin Krembo !
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Bring out the beer ! The Krembo is here !
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Member Since: May 21, 2005 Answers: 8 Last Update: October 8, 2008 Visitors: 1756
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