Member Since: March 24, 2005
Answers: 4
Last Update: March 24, 2005
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ok, this is gonna sound REALLY gross but i just took a dump and it was pure GREEN! what the heck is going on?? i've been a little sick with a cold but that's it! any advice? (link)
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Omg, you're shitting mutants!
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okay at the end of the year we have a 8th grade dance..and this guy asked me to it just as friends and i said yes because we've always been pretty close..but i found out that he flashed girls twice in the same day..@ school! soo yeah it just disgusted me and i don't want to go with him anymore..but i don't know what to tell him. and thats where the problem enlies.
i rate good. unless your a dumbass about what you write back. thanks. (link)
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Kick ass, I don't get a good rating. Anyways, here is what you do. Go up to the guy and have this exact conversation.
"Hey you!"
"Yes?"
"How come you didn't flash me your cock?"
"Because you're a sweet girl and I want to molest you in your sleep."
"Oh, Okay works for me!"
"See you at the dance baby!"
"Bye sexy!"
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see i have this friend that is like bulimic & i tell her to stop but she never listens to me. i tell her that she is skinney but she doesn`t believe me. we have known eachother since we were small. she also talks painkillers & i kno its dangerous but she told me not to tell anyone...but i think she might die..she is already in rehab & is very sneaky.. (link)
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Tell her to shove a dick down her mouth, not her finger.
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OK, so yesterday me and this girl got into a fist fight in the hallway and it started with like 4 people watching, but quickly it turned to like 30 people or more.....I'm not joking!!!!!So the girl scratched my face up and pulled my hair and made me look all torn up and I didnt make her look that bad....(I threw a couple good punches in the stomach). We spent the whole day in detention. Now everybody is saying how I lost the fight and how the girl tore me up, but really, i think nobody won. People in my school are so mean to me. (P. S. I go to Jr. High school in N.Y., so its madd tough)Well I just need to know what to say to these people before they torment me 4 ever. it really matters to me.~!~~~ plz help. (link)
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You're fucking stupid. First of all, to make it look like you won the fight, you had to hit her in the fucking face you dumb ass. Loser bitch, learn how to fucking fist fight, before I find my way to New York and beat your ass you fucking pussy!
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