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hey umm what do you think of this out fit lol:
jeans
hot pink silky shirt
brown jacket
hot pink stillettos

lol u told me to ask something and thats what were talkinga bout online! so yeah lemme know if i should try and be cool and wear that tomorrow!!

oh yeah, most definately wear taht tomarrow, it sounds hott! you have to let me rub your silky shirt though, also, oni a different note, stillettos turn me on. (WOOHOO!)

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okay I really dont know what to do..
Heres a little(a lot) about me. Im not gona say alot of details because i know a couple people on here

Okay well im between 13-18 and a guy. I'm in honners classes but doing really bad in them. My parents expect me to be just like my crazy smart sister. My teachers just had a conference with my mom, it went really bad. MY parents are really strict, and they're not the understanding type of parents because they didnt grow up around here. Thats why i can't figure out a way of telling my parents I have ADD everytest I took online (about 25) said that i was ADD positive. Some people think I have it all because of their current job positions and family income. But I really hate my life, n o one knows what it is like to be me. I have 3 or 4 really good friends. But i can practically never hang out with them. I can't have a girlfriend.
I listin to my music all the time, and am forced to study because of my grades. I think of suicide all day, and I am constantly depressed. the other day my room was partially messy(bed not made) and my mom gets really mad( i think she is bipolar) And makes me tear apart my whole room and makes me stay up till 3AM on a sunday cleaning and i had school the next day. My life a always a drag, its basically a set schedual. I can't change anything I have to be what my parents want me to be otherwise I will be looked down upon.

I know I jumped from topic to topic im really sorry. please reply..i need peoples help

i say, if your old enough, to get a job, save some money, and get emancipated! then when they cry to have you back, be like, ok, then when they start being gay again, move back out and be like, i'll come back, but if it happens 1 more time im moving to california to fulfill my dream of biulding the worlds largest fish tank. well, nevermind that last part, i was trying to cheer you up, but man, ur parents blow!

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Hey man.. what is up with you and these damn questions???? haha, im jk jk jk... i picked a category called job searches... so.. where would i find the best job..

i think you should open a comedy club, this was a very funny catagory and question my friend, you should be a billionaire in no time! you could probably get a loan to get started, your only 16, so im guessing you have good credit... (if not, SHAME ON YOU) u can be a 1 man act until you find some fellow comedians to help u dominate the industry! (which you should already be well on your way with)

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ok well ive been goin out wit this guy 4 about 2/3 months and we still didnt kiss he alwayz sayz he is gonna kiss me and wen he is wit me he he dont stay by me at all he alwayz makes ^ exuses about y he didnt tak 2 me n stuf i realy like this guy & he tells me he luvs me & he tells his friendz he loves me but i dont this he realy likez me ! he also dont like some of mi friendz i think & he says they r the reason y he dont tak to me and i think it is wrong i am not alowed to have a boyfrend cuz i am only 12 and he alwayz says he wanna hang out n stuff but when we do hang out his frendz alwayz come before me and he ignores me n wen i talk to him about it he says he tried n stuff and im getting tired of it ! i really like him ! so wat do i do !please help mee
is he shy , scared of me or wat?

well, guys have a rule, bro's before hoe's... dump him and hang out with ur friend if he is doing all that crap

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(turn your monitor upside down) im the clown that came to town to write in your questionire upsidedown. im sorry that i had to do this i am no longer a boy and 3/4 a man wut should i do.


_me_ you kno who it is?

well, i conclude that ur not a girl, and not yet a woman, but 100% clown!

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I want your BABIES

YOUR A SEXY BEAST!!

well well well, i have just been told im a sexy beast and am pleasantly suprised, babies, tricky things they are... it all started back in 1988, when i was a baby myself, i went out late one night with rick james and charley murphey, we all got very hammered, so later i snuck up to my hotel room with a fine women i found waiting for a taxi down in the lobby, things escalated quickly, before i knew it, my diaper was off in a bunch on the floor. 9 months later she concieved my child... what can i say? BABIES MAKIN' BABIES! anyways... sure, u can have my babies!

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often at night i pop a big boner...
what should i do?

my friend, there are only 2 things u could possibly do to cure this ailment, think of a naked Pakistanian, few might know what 1 looks like, so in response to them, beware the mighty jake-a-saurus, and there other 1, concentrating hard on ur spanish teacher has also been proven to work! you are welcome my friend.

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are you a jedi knight?

dude, heck yes i am, the defect in this 1 is bleace (by the way) i mean, only the privaledged few even know how to wield a mighty sabre of light, a.k.a a light-sabre, and i sir, am one of those, i could also make u smack yourself, so dont throw rocks!

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