I am a Scentoric Neptunian Dictator
(Name:Ungoldok the Half Dead) who has come to conquer your futile decrepit insolent planet. Prepare to bow down to my might and be ultimately
annhilinated.
Location: Neptune
Occupation: Evil Dictator
Age: 13
Member Since: September 5, 2005
Answers: 12
Last Update: October 8, 2005
Visitors: 1400
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where can i buy a microscope? (link)
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try ebay
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whats that new song thats like "la dah dah didee dah dah didee dah de day"?
whats the name of it and who sings it? (link)
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its impossible to know, it could sound like the lotr or boulette
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i heard that by putting tissue in your boots/sneakers can keep your shoes from creasing. does that really work? and if it does.. what do i do? (link)
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i doubt it,i mean how can that possibly work!?
just claim theyre protection, it might work, but youll look really dorky...
no doubt whoever told you that is an insane conspirator trying to brainwash the stupid multitude and conquer the world. In other words, my rivals.
See my advice column!
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hey! Im going to homecoming in a little over a week. I want to wear my hair down. Its shoulder length, with layers and its angled.
do you amazing advice givers know of any websites or have any easy instructions on how to do my hair? I want it to be cute, but out of the way. I def. dont want it all up. maybe sides back or something.
Also, i'll be limited on time because I have work until 4 the day of the dance. (i have to get home from work, then shower, make-up, shave, touch up nails, and do hair, including blowdry, straighten or curl.)
anyone have any tips or anything that I can do?
You are the best!
I'll rate and leave feedback!
-Kelsey- (link)
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try google.
its a really great website.. its simple and easy and you get answers quiccker. Just type in your sdearch at google .com
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well......tommara is my first day in the 8th grade!! woopii!! im excited.. but the problem is that half of my skool is moving 2 a different skool becuzz they decided 2 move the skool border line things...well the line is on a road..that is about a mile away frum my house!!! and only pepl i no frum my elementary skool n sum other pepl r stayin but i donno who 2 sit with for lunch!! lmao.....and my best friend...i hate all of her friends....and they dont like me very much... (which is weird i no ...but me n my firend have been friends since... we were alive!) and another 1 of my really good friends has a lot of pepl i no...and i donno if i wood get along with them...but they seem really fun.... then ther is my cusiin......the most popular girl in skool...pretty much....shes that popular that last yr in 7th grade.. her boyfriend.. has anger problems..but her guy friends were flirting with her...the next day him and a friend brought a knife 2 skool and threatened the guyz... thank god she dumped him and he got expeled so0o yay!! but her friends...are all popular but ther all nice... so0 i donno... they all get... sorta sluty (they almost all r) so i have 3 choices nad i donno wat 2 take...im thiknin with my friend...with summ of thepeople i donno very well....but help!!! pleez! lol (sorry its so0o long lmao)
thanx bii
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Do you know how to spell?
Heres a handy spelling reference for those poor people like thee.
frum-from
donno-dunno (common slang)
so0o-so
guyz-guys
expeled-expelled
sluty-slutty
pleez-please
skool-school
2-to
pepl-people
becuzz-because
tommara-tomorrow
cusiin-cousin
sum-some
thiknin-thinking
and by the way methinks you should buy a dictionary
and loads more...
Capitlize after periods and capitilize I's
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okay im 16 and just got my bellybutton pierced like last week. theres is this girl bianca and i basicly coacher her into the school and like made her cool and hot and all of that sort of stuff. and like she has been bragging that she got her belly ring when she was in summer of 8th grade and its like.. okay get over it. but she is turing into a totall bitch about it and i really dont want to be friends with a girl like that. do you guys think its okay to get your bellybutton pierced at 13/14. i tried telling her to stop bragging and no one cares because no one really does except for her, is there any way to get some sence into her to make her stop being annoying? (link)
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Haha...its not nice to swear like that reply you sent me.. fckk? what kind of spelling is that? besides you asked for advice and i gave you some..you dont have to go ballistic or anything...sheesh...
Fine real advice, okay...?
if you dont want to be friends with her dont hang out with her or just confront her face to face...tell her what you feel.
I dont think you should ever get a belly button peircing as much as a toungue pierceing...but you vcould really use less profanitty!
Dont swear-!!!!!
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i love my doggie! i dont think it loves me back! when i ask," do you love me fido? it just gives me this puzzled look and barks. I've tried everything, i've bought it chocolates and flowers, but it keeps ignoring me! what should i do?? (link)
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You and I are crazy... Dont feed your dog chocolate. Feed him S'mores. Trust me. Plus if your dog can eat 3 beef steaks dipped in cotton candy in less than 13.7 seconds...
It loves you.
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does anyone know where i could put one of my poems online? ill rate 5's! (link)
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You should not attempt to bribe people into giving advice. On Neptune bribers are flogged and pushed into an icy Pakatook
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i just got a male chihuahua and i need some good names (link)
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We have pets on Neptune too. I suggest the names:
Dinner\
Lunch
Snack
Breakfast
Brunch
Supper
Or Walking Steak.
Or
Ripper
Neffy-poo
Aspen
King
Toran
Topaz
Munchkin
Winkie
Zuzu
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okay my little sister is trying out for a play TOMORROW but she left her tryout CD at our dads house.. (ands that a couple hours away..) she doesnt know the song very well.. so if anyone could tell me any sites similar to Singingfish.com and CDZINC.com, the song is, never fully Dressed, the play is ANNIE.. if anyone can help THANKS :) (link)
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It's "You're Never Fully Dressed Without A Smile"! Neptunians have good memory or maybe earthlings like thee have not the brain capacity of a Yataak! D'Eruk to thee!
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i am in love with my boyfriend, like i don't want to be with any other guy but him. and i want to tell him i love him. but im scared he is going to get scared like last time it happened i told him i love you (he said it back but) then a week later he broke up wiht me. i want to say it so much since i mean it., but i don't want to lose him. it hurts not being able to tell him i love him, but i don't know if he really is in love with me too. and i want to know. he is the only guy i actually fell for like this, i am about to cry from writing this. i dont want to lose him when school starts but i don't want to talk to him about it cuz im scared what he is going to say. we are going out. my friends has asked him if he loves me and is in love with me and he said yes. and when my friend talked to him if he si going to break up wiht me since school is starting (tomorrow) he said he isn't going to break up wiht me and he doesn't want to and that he loves me and is in love with me. we say i love you to each other on the phone&computer but not face to face and tha's what i want to do. and im not going to be able to see him as much as i hope and want to since i am in 9th & hes in 8th, so its going to be even harder. and i really don't want to lose him at all. he means way to much to me for me to lose him because i told him how i truely feel&i scared him or because of school..
WHAT SHOULD I DO???
sorry about longgness (link)
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Where I come from, thou shouldst have been cast into an icy Palatok, and flogged for making such a speech!
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I was thinking about getting bangs cut into my hair. It's extra long- it reaches my butt, and I have a round shaped face. I was wondering if getting bangs cut in would look good, or if they would just shrink my face more...Also, if I get bangs cut in, what kind? I don't want the straight across thick bangs, and I like Ashlee Simpson's, but I want something that looks good on my hair.
My hair color is naturally black. (link)
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You should get them cut down to your eyebrows (about 1 inch above) and should be several layers thick. otherwise,it'll look silly. especially if you have a round face. trust me!I have much haircutting expeirience... I dont have this human thing called hair,though i have a sort of spiny hair....I also have two feathery growths from my ears like wings. Theyre called Ifcayan..
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