ask Elitistbastard

Member Since: August 15, 2005
Answers: 1
Last Update: August 15, 2005
Visitors: 367

There's this guy I really want to get to know. He's new to out school, he's cute, he's shy, and sits alone at lunch. He barely ever talks.

The bad thing is, that I'm shy, too. I'd love to get to know him, but my shyness is holding me back. How can I get over this? _(link)

I suggest hitting him in the groin with a claw hammer, it's an amazing test of commitment and your raging lust for his penis.

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