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Well, I actually sent the last 2 questions and you know that I have a dick and a pussy and I wanna hump mark like there's no tomorrow but am I gay? Technically I'm a man and a woman so I guess no matter what gender I prefer(specifically mark hurtados) I would be By no matter what then. What are your thoughts on this Mark?

This is either a deep, philisophical question, or a retarded one. I would say that since you posses both organs to "get the job done", I have to question why you would fantasize about someone else? You're friggin Asexual, man, cmon! But I wouldn't classify you as Bi, either. That's too good for you. I would say, more like God's mistake. I suggest that you go die.

-Mark.

(Kyle, I think I learn more about you every day.)
(Unless this is Thomas.)

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If I'm a guy and I have thoughts about naked boys then am I gay?

PS- The one I'm thinking of is you!!!!!!!

This is kind of creepy. I would normally say that yes, you are gay, but since you are thinking of ME being naked you obviously are very bad at being gay. So not only are you a fag, you are a n00b fag. Sorry that life treated you so badly, sucks to be you.

HA!
HA!

-Mark

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If you have a dick and a pussy is it possible to fuck yourself? Thanks a million!

All depends on where they're located.

Next!

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can any give me techno songs and also songs that were like popular last year

Look up The Prodigy, and also Daft Punk for some cool techno.

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