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Thomas, what should I do if I wake up at baby dolls with my ass bleeding?!?!

not my deptartment, you gotta see a guy by the name of bob jackson.. hes the manager and its probaly his or ghostrider's fault.

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SO yeah there's this REALLY REALLY hott boy named thomas, and he's so fucking sexy because he works at albertsons...but i miss him, i only see him like 2 times a week. what should i do?

sneak out and have sex w/him

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who do you love?

sabrina

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soo.. TOMMY!! how did you become such a cool kid??.. i mean life is terrific.. lol i need a new stiker...

i started using drugs

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what would you do if hitler was still alive and he had FREAKY sex with michael jackson. and you were the only one that knew about it?

I would ask if I could join their freaky sex scene

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You do not know me but an answer will be most appreciated. How do i survive???? This World Sucks. I know that you have problems...

I know this world sucks.. and it always will... this is how I deal with it: Get off your lazy ass and get a job.. stay out of the house as much as possible.. sneak out at night.. really late at night from like 11-5 have the time of your life.. thats how Toilet paper a house or something.

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So I'm a totally anonymous person that gets like 100s in my computer science classes but I don't know shit about HTML. What should I do?

First stick your thumb up your ass and then forget about it.

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i need help with my computer. it kind of blew up and umm killed my dog. what should i do?

First you should eat your dog.. it will save you money, coz oviously it you blew something up it will taste wonderful, absolutely wonderful. Now about your computer.. if the blast killed your dog i would recommend selling it to al queda or someone like that.. they could use it more then you could most likely.

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Okay so how hott is making love in a volkswagon bus?! Hell yeah.

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it will be marvolous.. o btw bob called and he wants you to call him back at 1800 baby-dolls

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i've always wanted to drive to hawaii, but every time i try, i like drown... help me achieve my life's ambition! what should i do?

first get a boat car.. then try again

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