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HEYY . i'M ALLiSSA
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Gender: Female
Location: LYNN . MA$S *
Occupation: $TUDENT *
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Member Since: January 29, 2005
Answers: 14
Last Update: February 11, 2005
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umm... this is hard to explain but I FUCKED MY GRL UP THE ASS AND SHE SHIT ON MY DICK AND I CANT GET THE FUCKIN SHIT OFF MY DICK. wat should i do?????? (link)
hmm .. take a shower kidd !!


no boys lyk me ! (link)
umm . not really a question . but maybe they think your ugly . sorry kidddo =]


um i am overweight and im like 200 pounds and im only 11 what should i do? i love eating its my bestfriend and i love eating candy especially twix how can i lose some of this fat?? (link)
well i think you shud use a tredmil !! and twix are reallll good. haha . derek u kill me . bffe


um i was put in the mental home and they wanted to take me back but i ran away what should i do?? (link)
Well I think you should come stay with me because i did the same thing as you. Haha Ricky!


hello i'm 23 years old and i think i'm gay cuz i have a crush on my 14 year old sister named a.kizzle i live on Grove st in Lynn and i don't know what to do should i go ask a f*cken faggot.Please can u help me i don't know how to explain this to her =/ ?? (link)
okayyyyyyyyy kim . and people think im weird? well i get it from youuu =] love yahh lol


i am 23 and was babysitting this little faggot thats about 20 months tonight and the fuckin kid wouldn't stop crying so i slipped a little vodka in his bottle nothin serious i heard you give good advice is this wrong ? and i also think im a fuckin faggot...please dont tell pam thay i got her baby a little buzzed nothin big -- stay in your boxa nd watch out for those girls who give u pretend black eyes fuckin idiot... whoever is sayin that a. kizzle got messed up go fuck urself and u can report to her big sis kim AKA k.kizzle what what (link)
well . i think you should give the kid some more vodka! let him live it up while hes young! and im sorry 2 hear your a fucken faggot . and i will deffenetly stay in my box!! alrite now stay black k.kizzle - love ur lil sis a.kizzle =]


what do you do if you try to act tough but end up gettin your ass whooped by a lil girl 2 black eyes? you've been there so u wud know (link)
actually just to let u know fuccin bitch ass . i dont have 2 black eyes & neva did . ill say it again . i got ONE LIL CUT unda my eyes ! alritee then .


hello my love..


well, im in love with this guy..i have been since like forever..iv'e known himmm since i was a baby cuz family friends..and he thinks im a stuck up snob..and he only likes asians..and that pisses me offf.. i need him to live.. how can i get him!!!..seriously i need helpp..quik cuz my hearts melting thinking about him.

sighned*** (link)
well . just show him how much u like him & show him your not a stuck up snob & maybe he'll have a secret crush on you too =] lol hope i helped ! love allissa


does n e one know of any good smelling colognes for a guy i like. i need a good one like really nice but thats not really expensive?? not like axe tho thats too cheap.please help me soon (link)
CURVE FOR MEN !!!!! smeels so good =]


Akizzle well i dont know if u can help but i hope u can help me. I am 15 and having a baby with a 19 year old i used a comdom but it didnt work i am scared to tell my mom and thinking of running away this is bad because my mom wont get mad that i am having the baby because she had one when she was 16 but the father is 19 and going to collage i told him but he wont talk to me now and i ditched my friends for him before and they dont like me now everyone is calling me a slut and it was onli my 2nd time HELP ME should i tell my mom or run away

from : mom-to-be (link)
well you should tell your mom, she will probally understand and help you out with everything. Dont run away! If your friends are true then they will help you with your situation, and wont be mad at you for long. Now about the guy, hes olviusly an asshole who is not mature enough to have a family yet, but if you decide to have the baby you can get money from him! Haha i reallly hope i helped you!!

Love, Allissa * A.kizzle


Heyy ALISSA WHATS gO0d !! Well i dont need any advice !! BUT ur Advice is madd Funny !! wOO wOo lol LOVE ASHLEY'C talk to ya real soon ! (link)
lOl . heyy Ashley! thankszz =]


ahh u got ur ass kicked (link)
yeah u cudd say that =] but it wudd be a liee . i got a lil cut under my eye & thats it fuccin idiot.


hey when i said my belly button was infected i ment my belly button ring was infected.. so how do i get it uninfected? any quick remedies? (link)
DONT USE SOAP . it will get worse . use rubbing alchohal or bacatracin . hope i helped =]


i think im gay..i like my friend..i want them..help me (link)
uhh . i dono im straight =] so0 i guess that suckss for you . go ask sum fagget




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