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NAME: SHALYN
Website: ASK SHALYN XO0
Gender: Female
Location: Lynn MaSs
Occupation: iN SCHO0L
AIM: GANGSTA qUrL X0
Member Since: January 29, 2005
Answers: 27
Last Update: February 7, 2005
Visitors: 1826


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help i have a penis nd a vagina nd i like to fukk myself nd i like to fuk my cat because his ass is mad tite (link)
andy noel ! i ammm soo happy for you that u fiannlly amit wut u have ! good lik e with your catts = ] bye babe * __ shalyn


hi shalyn
well my girl unzipped my pants and laughed at me =( i was so embarressed she said i have a chode and she wasnt gonna give me head so my question is wats a chode..? (link)
heyy i think it meens lik a small dik hah i dont no but that sukss . well im out bye xoo


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i rther nott fagget = ] fukk urslef tho! __ shalyn *


BIG TITS ROCK I WANT SUM BIG TITS SO MY BOY CAN RUB THEM ALL DAY see i do weird things like this but i cant help it im a sexaholic nd all i wanna do is fuk. i mean i finger myself use clickers phones everything but i did it nd now im pregant but i cut use drugs nd smoke im def gettin n abortion do u think i shuld but u kno I WANT BIG BOOBIES (link)
well who fukks phones ? ! are you okay .anyways sucks for you with that baby ! and hope u grow some BIGG boobs soo u have fun rubbing them =] bye fukin fagget


hey shalyn i seak help from u i was gettin head the otha day nd i farted nd my grl heard it. then she accadentaly bit my dick it hurts now but i dont she knos she did. but i think she knows i farted nd i wanna say sumtin but iunno shuld i?? also i rub her big ass boobs all the time but this time i went crazy nd bit them nd they turned red she started cryin nd i wanna say sry but im afraid plz help me confused (link)
who fart like that wen they get head ? are you okayy ? and y would u amit that hahaha fageet bye * and WOO BITE BOODS !!!!!!!! WOW HAHAHA


hey shalyn im john and i have a problem. i am addicted to COW NIPPLES! I LICK THEM AND GET MILK ALL THA TIME BUT IT TAKES LIKE POOOOOOO HOW DO I MAKE IT TASTE GOOD??? (link)
well have funn likcin them coww nipps sweety . dont nno wut ta tel u u fukin weirdo = ]


helloo gorgeous..
i like this guy..but he lives kinda far..other sixe of the city and we love eachother..butt is it worth it?..not seeing him as much would kill theee magic..right?

sighned**
hopeless (link)
hey i kinda just answred this qustion . but if u need mor help im m [ gangsta qurl x0 ]


i like this guy and he lives on the other side of town.. we (link)
just try too meet up wit him somewere . of lik try fiding some new if that donst work ? im no sure but try to work it out if you to relly love ecgother __ shalyn *


hi my name is shianne and i am mad chill! im a G! but even though i am tryin to take it like a soldier... i cant! i got this lil sis and eva since i can remember back in the day...we were mad close! im talkin homies for real kid!! but then we started makin our own friends and i got in some trouble and moved out. i dont talk much with the family but i got mad lovin for my lil sis! shes a true gangsta to...but she still my lil sis and if anyone fuqqed wit her i'd prolly have to kill them and i would go to jail for her! i love her no matta what but its like we dont even talk no more! i dont really got much family and i've lived in alota places but i love my sister but she never calls me or nothng! i dont love many people but i love her more than anyone that ever alked this planet and she dont even care about me...she all i got left in this world...how do i get her to talk to me???
from...brokenhearted sista (link)
yea that kind of sounds like me . bacause i have a sister named shianne and im a "g" soo i think i can help you on this one . haha jp shi i miss you soo much ! and "true" we dont talk but "negative" i dont care about you ! i mis u kid . and ya i dont talk to you bacause , you moved madd times ! and i dont have your number kid ! and you neva call me etha but i still have much love soljaa! haha ! and YES shi is my older sister and she is madd short ! soo if you fukk with her you gutta get throw me ! miss you shishi haha _ shalyn


shalyn. hey i have been friends with this girl since the end of 6th grade and we used to be so lcose in 7th grade and always hung out and did mostly everything together with boys and everythign but it seems like we are growing aprart day by day and i always ask her to do things with me but she seems to never really want me to come but i try to invite her over my house a lot to and it doesnt seem lyk she wants to and next year i am not sure if we will be goin tot he same high school and this will be our last year friends what should i do ?

siGneD *
broKeN freinDshiP (link)
aww . well sounds lik me and my freind . i still lobe her soo much ! and i hope we satyy freinds forr eva!!cuz shes the best = ] lol i


hey shalyn my name is billy joe bob and i am obsessed wit great big giant BOOBZ. i am going to get some pills so that i can gro boobZ myself and play with them but i dont want my girlfriend to get jealous of my big boobZ bcuz she has lil boobZ. and i am in love with my friend **** and i want to have anal sex with him and i want U to lick my fake boobiez!!!!! and i want to cum all over my own boobz!! SIGNED "MAN" WIT BIG BOOBZ!!!!!!!!!!! (link)
WELL UR A FAGGET = ] HAVE FUNN WiT YO0R BOOBS . ! HO0PE THEY GET NiCE AND BiGG !!! BYEEEE


Hey Shalyn well ive been reading ur advices and they help so i was wondering if u could help me. Well my best friend and me been friends for about 10 years and fo rthe last couple of years we grew apart. Example one time i told her that she could sleep ova and that we would go to the mall and she said sure but instead she went to the mall with our other firend who she just got close with this year! another time was that she invited me to go to her party but never ended up calling me instead she went out with two other friends that we both know! why is she doing this should i drop her or tell her whats wrong from ... unhappy friend = ( (link)
WELL i DO0NT THiNK YOU SHO0ULD EVER GiVE UP 0N A FRiEND SHiP . YO0 SHO0ULD JUST TELL HER YO0 MiSS YO0 &* HER FRiEND SHiP . HO0PEFULLY SHE WiLL UNDERSTAND AND TRY TO0 CHiLL WiTH YO0 MO0RE . BECAUSE iF SHE DO0SNT THEN SHE O0ViSLYY DO0NT WO0NNA BE A TRUE FRiND = \ . SO0 JUST TALK TO0 HER = ] KK ?_ XO0 HO0PE i HELP A LiL _ SHAY*


yo wat up nigga
ok hears da deal i banged my girl yesterday n she got mad cuz i gave her a cum shot but i accidently hit her in the eye should i talk 2 her about my cum shots or ignore her

peace bitch (link)
well hey bitch . maby you should cut down on the fukkin " CUM SHOTS " and were a conndem fagget = ] byeee


shalyn i have a major problem well im 13 nd my girlfriend is 15. all he wants to do is have sex but i can't jizz yet nd i kinda have a small penis nd im scared she mite laugh or it mite fall out thank god this is private plz help (link)
well maby you should talk to her and tell her you art reddy for that . [ if u arnt ? ] or iif you relly wont to have sex with her then just do it . and take then laffing = ] or u can just tell her you arnt that big . and if you were a condom she wont notice if you jizz . soo just do that but i that dont help sorry = ] _ xoo shalyn


HEYY SHERMANAL i CANT FiGURE OUT WUT FRiGEN HiGH SKOOL 2 GO 2 GRR..MAKES MEH MADD HELP MEH DECiDE
SiGNED
`-> "i THiNK iM iN THA SPED CLASS" (link)
lol hey danielle . well i dont no go to classical or english thatwere i might go but i dont no yet so i cant help you lol bye xoo bff


shalyn im addicted to masturbation nd thats like all i do now but its so fun nd like I LUV IT but im not sure wat to do i mea i wanna stop but i love it can u plz help me (link)
well your gay then = ] PAUL stopp !! lol bye


i kno sum kid nd hes madly in luv wit me but im not gay wat shuld i do
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WELL KiCK HiS ASS ! JP . BUT i NO0 THIS iS MYY LiL FAGGET FRiEND = ] HO0WDS iT GO0iN PAUL ? WELL i BET YO0 LiKE THE KiDD BAKK DO0NT YO0 ? JK


shalyn help i luv porn nd all i do is watch it nd now im into guy porn so can u help me cuz i dont really wanna be gay signed HELP ME (link)
WELL SHMUKiMS i DO0NT NO WUT TO0 TELL YO0 . I CANT HELP YO0 iF YO0R TURNING GAY = ] BUT AHH ARE YO0 THE WO0N THAT LiKES MYY BUDDY JUJU ? JP BUT JUST TRY NO0T WO0CHiNG GUY PO0RN iT ANT THAT HARD !!!! LO0K AT THE GiRLS ! * HO0PE I HELPED _ SHALYN


shalynn i need your help you see i am gay and i like my friend julian but he has a girlfriend and i dont tihnk i have a chance with him bcuz he wudnt do stuff like that be gay...but cud u help me with that i know you arte very close to him please shalyn

signed ****** (link)
WELL JULiAN iS ONE OF MY REALLY CLO0SE FRiENDS AND i NO0 HE WOULD " NEVER " GO0 O0UT WiTH A BO0Y . SO0 TUFF LUCK ON THAT WO0N . BUT YOU SHO0ULD TELL SOMEONE iF YOUR GAY SO THEY NO . iF YOU WONT YO0 CAN iM ME AND TALK TO0 ME MO0RE . [ gangsta qurl x0 ]sorry i couldnt help you ! bye




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