My name is Lime Pariah. The first thing people usually ask me about is my name so I'll get that over with first. I was named after my great-grandfather, Lihmen Pariah. A very noble deed to name your child after one of your forefathers, except for when it rhymes with a part of the female anatomy that is usually associated with losing one's virginity. Yes even I, Lihmen Pariah, was teased relentlessly by my schoolmates. So I shortened my name to Lime. Ironically, my surname means outcast, which suited me rather well during those dreadful years. Oh the pain, the pain...
You may be wondering what qualifies me to answer life's most burdensome questions. Not a single thing. I have no qualifications. I am just an opinionated mofo who is never afraid to admit when I am right. You may not like me for this but that's OK. Most days you'll find that I occupy relatively good headspace so my suggestions may even come across as empathetic. Other days I might just call it as it is by stating the blunt truth as direct as it may be. Anyhow, fire away. Let the questions begin.
Lime Pariah
Gender: Male
Member Since: November 26, 2006
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Should I rat on her to the cops? (link)
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Now why would you do a thing like that? Leave poor old granny alone and maybe one day she'll score you some.
Lime
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