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Q: Ok you know who this is so i'm not gonna...yea...neways this girl moved down from chicago and shes bisexual and hot so shes almost everything i want and i think she wants me just from the way she talks to me but theres this other girl whos like the complete opposite...u no like goody tooshoes and usually i hate that but i cant help liking her...which 1 u think i should go out with?

Well go out with which ever one you feel more comfortable with. And with the one you would want to spend time with.

Q: hey KT umm yea sum1 told him and he said he didnt like me at all that way!!!! omg it hurt so bad i want him 2 like me but i dont want 2 get annoyin by like umm sayin y dont u like me or nethin like that cuz umm my ex- b/f did that and it was so0o annoyin!!! lol well juss help me out plz!!(again lol) thanx ( hope u kno who this is!! TMNT 4 life!!)

hey sweety i talked 2 u about this already but i wish u the best of luck!!! much love 2 u babe!!! hehe

Q: hey girl om i like this guy but im afraid if i tell him that i like him hes ginna b like ewww u like me gross or reject me or sumthin like that and i kno from bein a girl that no 1 likes bein rejected!! but he is so hot and he flirts w. me sumdays but then others hes like umm ok u can go now!!! ugh its so confusin!!!!u kno who i am cuz his name starts w. a "T" and he is a hottie w. a bodie!!! lol!! but yea juss help me PLZ!!!

dont tell a guy u like them!!! trust me i screwed that 1 like 2 maybe 3 times.. just keep doin wut ur doin.. flirtin and all that cool stuff!! thena fter a while if he seems really interested or w/e then maybe tell him u r interested.. hope i helped!!!

Q: HaHa katie get me a guy 2!lol...its smelly melly!lol j/k...u know who i want!! lol yup yup yup

WELL UR HALF WAY THERE ALREADY N ALL ON UR OWN!!! LMAO IM SOOOO PROD OF U -high five- LOL

Q: Hey Katie..

It's Ashoooo.
I love you!!

I NEED A GUY. GET ME ONE KATIE. THEN THEN YOU AND BILLY CAN BE TOGETHER. KJ!!@!?/

I LOVE U ASH-O SRRY BOUT UR EYE.. U KNOW U WANT EYES!!! LOL SRRY I WILL TRY N GET U A GUY!!! HEHE LOL

Q: do you think its bad to make out w/ someone for fun?

hmmm... yes b/c then the person mite think u like them.. now if u like the person then it can be fun i guess.. but dont do it b/c u wanted 2 n u have no interest in that person wut so ever hope i helped!

Q: ok here we go...theres this kid and i think hes soooo adorable and cute and hott and i really wanna talk 2 him but once im like behind him or by him or something i just cant get the nerve 2 talk 2 him and it really pisses me off b/c ive been wanting 2 talk 2 him since sept.14 and obviousley its been over a week! i have no idea y im scared 2 talk 2 him...hes a skater and im not scared 2 talk 2 this other skater kid but im scared 2 talk 2 him and this other kid what do i do?!?!?

bring a friend with u.. like a friend that's not shy n have them say hi first then u can say hi and start talking.. n if u still cant do it then say 2 urself "if i dont do it now im never gunna do it." lol hope i helped.. hehe i know who this is!!! lol

Q: hey katie this is cj(was i supposed to say my name?)ok neway i dont really have a question but that thing u said about lettin him down nice and easy thats is the worst advice!(in a guys p.o.v.) do u no how many times a guy has heard "lets b friends" or "i dont wanna ruin our friendship" its like a fucking nife in the back! lol well neways i no ur gonna bitch and thats wut the reply box is for :D

cj u ass!!! lol jp i love u well thanks alot for screwin up my advice column hun!! haha jp.. ok well 2 abd im not a guy so how would i know how they REALLY feel.. well mr. advicenator start ur own advice column!! haha jp i luv ya still!!

Q: hey baby gurl! ok um well i kno ur gonna kno me after this but oh well! c i have a guy issue! ((im not a lesbian or nething))but ok here it goes! well yea i like all the guys right n i just broke up with one but i have been thinkin bout his hugs, sweet kisses, his smile, n the way hes so sweet!((now i kno ur thinkin...ok well if he has all this, then yd i break up with him?)) well c um idrk y! cuz i had to? n i cnt ever go up to the guys i like n tell em i like em! ugh this sux for real! well neways n i think the problem is i fall in love too easy! n once u find out who i am ull agree with me on that one! but im not really ovr this one guy from a long time ago but i just dnt kno! grrr! i need ur help((duh or i woodnt be here!))so yea be my grl n help me out! even tho u always try, its not wrkn out quite that well!:/well w/e just do ya thing((or try, for ME))
love always, confused n

hehe i know who this is!! lol alright sweety look.. if u felt like u had 2 break up with him there must have been a reason.. and it was prolly a good reason.. but with the other guys u like don't right away tell emu like em.. jus talk to them occasionly 4 a while then become friends then u can start flirting.. if u flat out tell a guy u like em.. it usually isn't gunna work out.. unless he's dying to date u tho.. lol but since i know who this is we can talk bout it wenever!! luv ya hun!! good luck..

Q: Why are guys poo poo heads?

lol.. b/c they're jerks!! lol jp jp no sum r n sum rn't.. u jus gotta find the right one!! trust me u will..

Q: theres this guy i like n hes a sophmore n goes to MRH...n hes my friends bro but hes really really hott n cool...neways everytime i go to his house i want to hang around him, but my friend sed that she doesnt want me to like him or w/e...i dont kno wut to do...i guess u can juss call it a typical crush??????

love always,
ME!!!!!!

alright well like i say u cant make urself not like sum1 love is a feeling.. u dont wake up n say to urself "i think im gunna love s n so today" it doesnt work like that.. and if shes ur friend then she should respect wut u do n who u like.. if u like him great.. and if ur friend has a prob. with it then maybe u should talk 2 her about it.. trust me if shes a good friend shell understand.. hope i helped u!! good luck!!

Q: my ex b.f friends asked me 2b his gf and then he asked me 2 the homecoming dance and hes allright but he gets annoying i dont like him at all but i kinda lied 2 him.

whoa! u lyed to him??.. i'd rather be rejected then to find out a date had a grudge behind me.. but look.. u can go 2 the dance with him as friends.. n if u dont wanna be his gf then let him down easy n say sumthing like "i think being friends is alot easier.." u know sumthing like that.. and if u dont like him dont ruin the night of ur dance by goin with sum1 u dont like.. he's a guy they get over thingz.. they dont thingz as hard as grls do.. so if i were u i'd go with sum friends!! hehe but dont keep a grudge behind him and dont do sumthing u dont wanna do.. hope i helped u!!

Q: well there is this girl named Katie and everytime i see her.. think about her i think of SEX SEX.. and more SEX... what should i do?...

alright i hope ur not talking bout me.. if ur not then umm safety first use a condom.. no im kidding.. try n respect her space n think more of her personality n less of sex.. if that doesnt help then u need a father/son talk!! srry..

Q: i have a very very serious problem.. i am a white/mexican.. or u can call me an albino mexicn.. and well i got this thing were.. i act black.. all the time.. its very scary.. its lyk yo fool... ur all up in my business and i dont lyk u so bounce... i rep the seseame street.. and u dont get in unless u kno ur ABC's.... i always have a random thing goin on.. u kno.. lyk the 1st thing that comes 2 my head is.. FEDAL POSITION!!.. and eehh...i want 2 kno how 2 stop actin lyk a wigger.. i think i need a book that says how 2 act black for dumbies!! well thank u and peace out my home gurl!!

umm well u r who u r.. but if u dont wanna act like that then put a rubberband on ur wrist n everytime u say sumthin u dont wanna u snap it!! trust me it works!! lol n if that doesnt work then i guess u r gunna have ta find a book lol jp thanks 4 askin hope i helped!!

Q: ok well theres this kid and hes really nice but hes not that good looking and he likes me but like if i end up going out with him my friends might make fun of me AND he is my friends crush but he doesnt like her should i just let him keep crushin on me or should i ask him out b/c hes really nice and probably would make a sweet boyfriend?

well caring about wut ur friends r gunna think of u or him is dumb.. i mean.. if u like him then go for it.. but if i were u i'd talk to ur friend that likes him.. but don't worry about his looks looks r so not important.. persoanlity is so much more important.. if he's a sweety n if ur crushin on him then make a move or ask him out.. and tell ur friends u cant make urself like sum1 and u cant amke urself not like sum1.. but do wutever feels right..

bio

hey hey ppl.. alright my name is katie im 14 i live in katy tx & i go to MoRtOn RaNcH hIgH sChOoL.. class of 08' baby!! anywayz.. i love 2 chill and hang out with my friends.. i love 2 have fun and laugh way 2 much.. but i guess thats all for now.. if u wanna know more i guess u could e-mail me or IM me.. whatever floats ur boats u chicks & dicks!! hehe luv ya!!