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I'm HOTSTUFF!!!!!
my intrests include putting bags inside of other bags.
Partying like its 1999
Drinking and getting a handle of anything especially Hypnotic.
wearing white after labor day.
double knotting shoelaces.
whittling gnomes out of bars of soap.
illegal left turns.
concerts.
richard simmons.
ending sentences in prepositions.
pretending its my birthday to get free stuff.
quoting movies.
fleece.
bubblewrap.
old people with interesting stories.
accordian.
febreeze.
capture the flag.
duck hunt.
hard candy.
UNO.
your mom.
driving around in a black van and offering kids candy.
collecting garden gnomes.
dollar stores.
mondos!
building forts.
driving in reverse.
collecting pop can tops.
afternoon naps.
popsicle crafts.
the "snooze" button on my alarm clock.
searching for koala yummies!
throwing away canadian money.
making fun of the more & less fortunate.
baking cookies.
collecting collectibles.
old school nintendo.
rainy days.
fighting technology.
disney movies.
hoodies.
foreign movies.
inventing impractical things.
pretending i'm cooler than i actually am.
teenage mutant ninja turtles.
driving around the city singing Vanilla Ice, Hanson,MC Hammer, Backstreet Boys,The Spice Girls and BBMAK.
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY SPENDING TIME WITH MY BEST FRIEND AND LOVE JESUS CHRIST

advice

Okay, I have a problem with this guy...you see I have this neighbor and I have just realized over this past summer that I am deeply in love with him. The only problem is that my best was in love with him too. So school came around and suddenly one day my friend Erika (the one who likes my neighbor Chris) comes up to me and says that Chris just asked her to be his girlfriend, but that he wants my premission before they become a couple.
So I talked to Chris and gave my premission because I knew it was the right thing to do and in the meanwhile I was completely and utterly devestated. I couldn't believe that this was happening. Chris and I had been the best of friends for a whole year and we were really close. I had always thought that just one day he would like me back. (He already knew that I liked him because my friend accidently let it slip awhile ago and he was really nice about it. And Erika and I had once asked him who he liked more and he said it was a tie)
Well now it's been about two months and it's getting even worse. Erika has started bragging about it. Saying things like "Oh my God I'm so glad that Chris choose me out of us!" in front of my face. And she's been making up stuff too like "Chris said he wants to spend the rest of his life with me!" and when I confronted Chris about it he said that wasn't true. I mean we are only 14. And then when the three of us hang out she hogs him and I can't even have a decent conversation with him.
It's so weird though because half the time Chris acts like he likes me and then other times it's like I got a deasese. I just don't know what to do anymore! Erika is driving me insane and I cry all the time these days and my emotions are all haywire. And I have no clue if Chris likes me or not. So if you have any answers or comfort or anything that would be great.

well if i were you i would talk to chris i mean if you guys are close he would understand tell him what your going throgh ask him if he ever liekd you before and then you can ask you if he still likes you now and also ask him about your friend too if he likes her or if hes just going out with her too go out with her also tell him how you feel when you hang out with them and waht she says to you i hope helped im out like shout kisses and prayers~ paOla

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I have enlisted a girl friend of mine to help me with a Valentines day plan. The only problem is that i dont know if this plan will work because the girl that im after is one that i have shown interest in in the past. But I still like her. I just need some advice.

I think it will work just make it clear to her that you like her more then a freind and that you are intrested and getting hot and heavy with her and also remeber to be sweet and a gift maybe a teddy bear or flowers wont hurt nad do something cute that means something dont jsut give her choclate and think your the greatest guy to have walked the earth

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