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Q: Jenny will you have sex with me tonight? hot body against body sex?!


-in need
NO I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH YOU. GOD!

Well ok, I lied. I will have sex with you.

-jenny

Q: Sista jay, why are you so hot?
Compliments make a sista feel good. I would like to start off by answering your question with a "Thank you, suga!". Next, in response to your very valid and extremly important question, I would just like to say that I am "so hot" because my female boyfriend, Mona Schwinn, gives off the "hot vibe" like hookers give off herpes. It's love, without the burning sensation in your crotch.

-jenny

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Everyone has issues they need help with. Humans cannot go through life figuring out their own problems. So, sit down and tell me about it and I'll tell you what I think. I'll give you my answers strait up and blunt. If you need a kinder, more gentle answer let me know and I'll have my friend answer your question.

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