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I'm heavily attracted to one of my brother's friends. WHAT SHOULD I DO!??!!?!?!??! (link)
Kill him before he finds out you like him and kills himself.


Love,
Charlie


dear, faggot.

sometimes i have terrible fantasies about a fat black man named molly raping my tight asshole. the sad thing is, i kind of enjoy it. what should i do ?

sincerely,
tight ass. (link)
Get ready to change that name to loose ass. You don't have much longer.

The real problem here is the black man named Molly. Molly is a VERY unusual name for a black MAN. Perhaps you're a lesbian???

Oh wait, you're a bisexual, Jaim- I mean... uhh... tight ass.


You should address this problem by bending over like a good girl. I'll legally change my name and skin color tomorrow down at the town square.

Have a good night,
Charlie




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