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I am thinking about doing the Master Cleanse (also known as the Lemonade Diet). I was wondering if anybody who has done the cleanse could share their insight on the whole experience (was it worth it, did you loose a lot of weight, did the weight stay off/come off quickly).

I am 20 years old, 5'4 and about 130 pounds. I am trying to shed some extra weight that I put on at school this year. I have been eating very healthily- no junk food at all, and running 1.5-2 miles each day, but the scale does not seem to be budging (i know, i know - patience). But I am frustrated so I wanted to use the cleanse as a good jump start.

I would really appreciate any advice/insight you could share!
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All I really have to say on this subject is my wife is shorter than you and a little heavier and plenty of people think she's hot shit including me, so maybe if you're able to run a few miles a day you're just fine and need to work more on changing sexy to match you than changing you to match what you think is sexy.


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It is not about being sexy. It is about feeling my best. I have gained weight and wanting to shed that weight does not mean that I have contorted views on what is considered beautiful. I am fully aware that beauty comes in all shapes and sizes, and I never claimed that I felt ugly. I would like to be in better shape (which is why I run), and feel better. I have been told that the master cleanse is good for your body becuase it flushes you out, and that it would help to shed some extra weight.




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