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so don't tell me not to do this because i'm really determined. i know it may be bad but i really need to do this

i need to hack onto someones facebook account. does anybody know a good website or even a person who will help me? also, i'm looking for a FREE source. i dont want to pay. i know that paying will help me better chances but i'm not willing to pay.

please dont go through the trouble to stop me because i really have to figure this out. i know its bad and i dont want to go into full detail why i'm doing this, but i'm just looking to see if anybody knows a person who is good at it, or a source that can help me? or at least instructions how to do it. THANK YOU SO MUCH!

also, if facebook hacking is too hard. i do know the persons email. so maybe try hacking into their email? they have hotmail. thank you so much! (link)
Not possible. You will not find a way to do what you seek.
Actual hacking requires establishing a direct connection to another computer, and you can't just hack an account. You have to hack the computer the account is hosted on, which would be hacking facebook directly for long enough to find his specific account information. Doing so would have cops at your house within a day or two to confiscate your computers for a felony.

People don't do this for a reason. There is no gain, and it's way too easy to track. Most hacking is a person directly messing with a computer, which you obviously cannot do, you're not going to break into facebook headquarters and jack into a server. Doing it remotely means that you are committing a felony which can very, very easily be tracked back to you.

Facebook and e-mail hacking is a myth. You won't just ask a question and figure out how to do it, no one who actually knows how would share that knowledge with someone who's just going to go get themselves busted.

What you are asking will not happen. You're wasting your time trying to figure it out, it's not something you can have instructions provided to you on. Security intrusion is something people spend years learning how to do and usually get paid very good money for once they've learned how. There's no magic program or 10 step instruction booklet.

If you hear someone say they hacked an account, what that really means is they guessed someone else's password, or watched them enter it and used it themselves, etc.


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