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Q: One night at a party, and I was running around outside with my friends until i tripped and i lost my necklace. I asked a boy to help me look in the woods for it, because that's where I lost it. While we were in the woods, he said "What do I get if I find it?" and I said, you'll find out when you find it! And sure enough he found my necklace, then he asked for his "reward" and I said he gets nothing but a thank you.

So school started this week, and today a boy walked up to me and said "HEY, if i find your necklace will you give ME head?" and I was really confused. Until one of my close friends came up to me and asked me if i blew a kid who found my necklace at a party. Of course I said no.. because i didn't! And people in school keep bringing it up.

I guess I'm just asking if you have any tips on how to cope with it? Ignore it? Etc.

Thankssss.
Unfortunately it is hard to stop that kind of rumor by just saying I didn't do it.

You can -
A. talk to him - but he is a jerk so that won't work
B. Let the rumor die down - rumors are only good until another better one comes along
C. Just keep saying "Apparently He feels the only way he get a blow job is to make one up. That is some pretty serious self esteem issues."
D. It was a necklace and I knew him for 5 seconds. WOW and you believed him? You look smarter than that.

The point is the people coming up to you probably don't believe him but want to make you uncomfortable. Don't be it will takes the fun out of it for them. A rumor that isn't fun to spread dies quickly. A rumor that spreads far and wide becomes a legend.

That is the real trick here is react like it is the most ridiculous thing in the world.


Funny but not advised
E. admit the lie- simply say "Hey he was so sweet and we where both feeling each other but then he pulled it out and well is yellow goo on it normal? I was not going near it! (alternatives-it was soo tiny is 2in normal? etc etc)


thank you! and lmao at the last one.

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