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I know this is going to sound a bit weird.

I consider myself to be straight. I've never seen a woman and said, "Wow, I'd really like to have her in bed!" or anything of the sort. I've been sexually active since I was in my early teens though but only with men.

Now, I have married off and am very happy with my husband. The other day we were talking about sex. He said, "You know, most straight women don't lick their fingers...it's pretty out of the norm..." That began a discussion all on it's own.

When I masturbate, I always lick my fingers during the whole process and after I'm finished. I do wash my hands, too, so it's not like I think I'm cleaning them or something stupid. I really just think I taste good so I'll kind of reach up there and get "a lot" onto my fingers and put it in my mouth multiple times. It's sort of like...a treat...so I really enjoy it.

My husband says that he's only known lesbians or bisexual women to do this sort of activity. He has guessed that most straight women wouldn't even think about doing this let alone enjoy it. He has been married before and said his ex-wife thought it sounded rather disgusting (and she was pretty kinky for the average woman, in my opinion).

So, I'm asking here if anyone else does this that is a STRAIGHT FEMALE.

Please, let me know! (No, you do not have to go into detail or anything either.) :)

Signed,

Weird, But Tasty?


P.S. Please don't think that my husband was being mean or anything. We were talking after sex and the subject just came up. I know he thinks it is a turn on and everything, so it isn't like he was saying I was gross.

Now that I think about it... we watch a lot of amateur "adult" material, and you never see anyone but lesbians or bi-sex women doing this.

Licking your fingers is perfectly normal behavior. I've known tons of straight girls who like the taste of their own fingers after masturbating, but at the same time wouldn't dream of touching another woman with a ten foot pole.
Adult films aren't what you should refer to when deciding what's normal and what's not. The "lesbians" in "lesbian" porn tend to be straight actresses looking for male attention.
Your husband is misinformed. If you are not sexually attracted to women, you are not a lesbian, even if you like to lick your fingers. Just like women with short hair aren't necessarily lesbians, even though many lesbians have short hair.

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