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Q: so i woke up in the dream and my mom handed me a pack of cigarettes and said "here you can smoke if you want to". so i smoked the whole pack in less than half and hour. i was smoking a cig and i ran into this kid i yoostah know. I was like wasup jakob then he said hey... then i gave him a hug and he was surprised and said *gasp ur nice to me... then im like ofcourse then he's like but you wont be nice to me tomorrow. then i was like yes i will. then i went up the stars to my house... it was the end of the world and we expected rhinos and elephants to be going wild so we packed and waited for it to happen.... (note.I DON'T SMOKE AND MY MOM IS STRICT AND WOULD NEVER SAY ANYTHING LIKE THAT TO ME.)

I don't really know what you want us to do.

It was just a dream. People get weird dreams and it doesn't mean anything. I had a dream once that rainbow robots were taking over the world. It meant NOTHING.

It's not a big deal. Just move on with your life and don't let stupid shit like this get to you or you will become an emotional wreck.

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shut the fuck up you stupid person.... dreams do mean things and dont send anything if its not gonna help. people "CAN" tell me what my dreams mean and your just not one of those people.... your a very ignorant person.

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