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Hi. Call me Jennifer. I was born on the 29th of April. I'm really random. Most people get annoyed cause I change the subject every five minutes. I'm not complicated at all. If I like you, I'd use a pick-up line or just tell you straight up. Mixed signals are messed up, fo' sho. My friends call me super cheesy and corny: I'm known as a fortune cookie [mainly true]. I'm immature, true that. If anything I'm growing down instead of up. If you wanna be my friend, use a knock-knock joke. It works every time. I have obsessions with single gender bands and I think I'm going through a country phase. [my iPod is tired of replaying Taylor Swift or Kellie Pickler] Giggling is like my trademark. [I have an obnoxious squeeky laugh] I can't be mad at a person if they say a funny word. I'm super clumsy and I always manage to embarass myself. I don't believe in blending in; I'm unique and I vow to never follow "stereotypical trends" cause I don't roll that way...[: I make people pinky then middle finger swear. [Cause pinky's don't swear] Neon colors are awesome cause they're like BANG and neon-y but my favorite color is black...go figure.

Oh and if you're wondering, I'm fresh meat to advicenators. It's pretty sick--like sick in a good way. Lol. So far my comments on this site is merely this, "YG, adopt me!" Just kidding. Google leaded me here, and the rest is history. Or soon will be...You get the point. Anyway, I guess I'm here to not only help out questioners but also to be a questionee. [If that makes sense]. I know my advice isn't the best and may be a tad cheesy, but I can't help it; that's just me. If you need help, my inbox is always open for any question [that's appropriate, of course] so don't hesitate. I rarely bite, raWr.

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So I just don't know if I have gotten OLD or what but this whole new "chatspeak" I've seen online bugs the crap out of me. Is this the new thing to do or what??

Example: Uhhh I dunno. i would. derrr. Jus tell him wat u thinkers.

Ok, so the thing that bugs me is a period after like every other word and derrr and wat instead of what?

Wow, maybe I am just getting old.

I am very into chat speak because, since I am a relatively slow typer, chat speaking abbreviates everything for me like BRB [meaning be right back] Chat speak has been around for a while, I assume and although some people take it to an extreme, I am perfectly fine with it as long as I can understand what they're saying. I think chat speak is popular because people want to stand out and start something new like POS [parent over shoulders]

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(Rating: 5) Yea I get the chatspeak your talking about, I do that too. I just don't get the periods used after every single word lol. POS is something new to me.. When I was a teenager (I'm 26 now) but anyways, we would type or say LE if we were on the phone. that way our friend new to drop the subjecct because we now had Listening Ears haha.
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