about

i'm collin
hello to all of you who need advice (or perhaps would just like to say hi).

(that's where you say "hi collin!" but you don't have to because it might scare the people around you)

i'm a musician. i play bass, violin, mandolin, keyboards, guitars, drums, harmonica, xylophone, and just about everything else. i also sing lead for my band, the dirty fries, in st. louis, missouri.


my advice may be blunt sometimes, but you all will have to deal with it. i speak the truth, and the truth isn't always pretty.


i'll answer anything, too. as long as it's not something really idiotic like "OMG what color shirt should i wear tonight?!" because i don't answer that kind of crap. i'm a strong believer in there being no stupid questions, but honestly, those are not the sort of questions that should be posted on this website. plain and simple.


ask away
-collin



p.s. - anyone wondering where the numbers/letters in my username come from: they're the model number of my acoustic bass guitar.

advice

Okay, I like this guy. We met a month ago at the carnival, we were both a little buzzed off of vodka. But my friends being the best people they are, hooked me up with him. We were on the ferris wheel making out like crazy. And after that he gave me his number, and his name to add him on facebook. Then i had to leave.. he gave me a huge hug and we madeout for a minuet and my friends were pulling me away. i really had to go. A week later, i met him up at my friends going away party. We got insanely wasted and went to third--on both of our parts--that was two weeks ago. Other then that, we have been talking on aim/facebook every day. He calls me sometimes and i call him once in a while. I'm going away to hollywood in 14 days for a week, and i come back and go to my house in arizona. I want to see him! i've asked him to hang out two or three times, but he has had baseball practice. he said he could hang out after 7:00 every time i ask him.. he wanted to take me to the movies. But us underaged 15 year olds cant drive in the state of ny! He is the most adorable guy ever.. i just recently broke up with my ex of 6 1/2 months becuase i found out he was using me for ass.. which really pissed me off. But last night my lover, ill call him K, after talking for a long time and calling me a lesbian saying he doesn't talk to lesbians and i was like but im not and he was like ahha i was like well its your decision if i talk to you or not. and he was like yeah and i said dont. but he imed me today.. talking like nothing happened last night. And when he or i have to go, i say byee

the first thing i'm gonna say is something you're not gonna like:

you're fifteen and you're boozing it up and getting to third because of it? not a good idea. something bad WILL happen.


now, away from that rant:

it sounds like he might be using you. scratch that, i think he is. you really need to talk to him about it though; don't just dump him or anything like that too quickly. it does sound like he's a bit of an ass, though. he calls you a lesbian/dyke/stupid and you just let him keep doing it? that's not good, hun.

i have a few classmates (go to an all-boys private school) that sound exactly like this guy. they get drunk and hang out with really nice and beautiful girls (well, most of them are beautiful) and end up getting really far (i.e. third base) with them. they then keep them around because the girl thinks they like them (and these guys are all the big jocks). if he's not nice to you, he's not worth it. at all.

the sex stuff is not a good idea. it makes guys think you're easy, and you'll tend to get used more often than not. i don't know if you do that with other guys that you're not even "officially" going out with, but it's a REALLY bad idea to drink and then get sexual at 15. something bad WILL happen. i know you'll rate me down for that, but it's the truth.


peace
collin

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(Rating: 5) All i wanted was the truth, and i got it :]
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