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My name is Elly and I am 18 years old. I live in Michigan and I graduated High School in '07. I'm currently attending a great college, but I'm home for the summer. It's too nice outside to sit on the computer all day, so I might not be as active on here as I would like.

I guess a good way to describe me is experienced. I've discovered a lot about life and I can't wait to discover more... while having fun at the same time of course! ...BUT, like everyone, I have experienced things in life that I rather wish I hadn't. And I also feel that those bad experiences qualify me to help others with this column.

I have been in a serious relationship for over two and a half years now. I personally know that love is a difficult thing to nurture. It takes a lot of work. Life is NOT a fairytale where two people can simply love each other and everything will just fall into place. It doesn't work like that in the real world.

People on Advicenators are starting to disappoint me. Everyone says "ooh I want to help! I've experienced EVERYTHING!" Yet, I can't tell you how many questions I see with answers like "you could have googled that" or "we're not going to do your homework" or "I'm so sick of 'wow does he like me?!' questions." I used to sort of be like that, but now I realize how hypocritical that is. If I know the answer to a question, I will answer to the best of my ability without making you feel stupid for asking it in the first place. Advicenators is going to turn into a pretty nasty place if people just keep brushing off questions like that.

Rate or don't rate. I really don't care. But don't give me a 1 just because I tell you something you don't want to hear. Go to your mom for advice if you want sugarcoated answers.

I can give excellent advice on:
relationships/sex
friendship
family issues
anything about animals (i worked at a vet for several years)
college

advice

Ok so me and my friends are going to be Juniors next year and we are planning early for our Senior prank we what to do something that will be remembered for a long time but the thing is that we dont want to do anything to illegal and nothing that is going to permanatley damage anything or hurt anyone in anyway and we dont want to get in so much trouble that we wont be able to walk at graduation we were thinking about buying a bunch of sod and lining the main hall with it from end to end but we are still not sure what to do so you guys tell me what you think of what we were thinking about doing and give me some fun and creative ideas that you guys have, I would love to hear them thanx for all your guy's help!!! =D

My Senior year prank was BRILLIANT. I don't mean to brag, but it was pretty hilarious! :)

The day before Senior skip day, all the seniors brought it a bunch of battery operated alarm clocks. We set them all to go off that the same time the next day and then we locked them in our lockers. It was perfect because when they went off, none of us were in school because we skipped and the janitors had to open each locker one by one to shut the alarms off!

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(Rating: 4) Yeah that is pretty funny but i have heard it before .. thanx though =]
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