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My name is Elly and I am 18 years old. I live in Michigan and I graduated High School in '07. I'm currently attending a great college, but I'm home for the summer. It's too nice outside to sit on the computer all day, so I might not be as active on here as I would like.

I guess a good way to describe me is experienced. I've discovered a lot about life and I can't wait to discover more... while having fun at the same time of course! ...BUT, like everyone, I have experienced things in life that I rather wish I hadn't. And I also feel that those bad experiences qualify me to help others with this column.

I have been in a serious relationship for over two and a half years now. I personally know that love is a difficult thing to nurture. It takes a lot of work. Life is NOT a fairytale where two people can simply love each other and everything will just fall into place. It doesn't work like that in the real world.

People on Advicenators are starting to disappoint me. Everyone says "ooh I want to help! I've experienced EVERYTHING!" Yet, I can't tell you how many questions I see with answers like "you could have googled that" or "we're not going to do your homework" or "I'm so sick of 'wow does he like me?!' questions." I used to sort of be like that, but now I realize how hypocritical that is. If I know the answer to a question, I will answer to the best of my ability without making you feel stupid for asking it in the first place. Advicenators is going to turn into a pretty nasty place if people just keep brushing off questions like that.

Rate or don't rate. I really don't care. But don't give me a 1 just because I tell you something you don't want to hear. Go to your mom for advice if you want sugarcoated answers.

I can give excellent advice on:
relationships/sex
friendship
family issues
anything about animals (i worked at a vet for several years)
college

advice

heyy everyone!!

this years my senior year, but we dont have a good prank.
we want it to be hilarous, but we dont want to hurt anybody.
were not scared about getting in trouble, but we really dont want to hurt/insult anyone.

ive googled and goodsearched and checked yahoo, but i cant find any pranks that arent hurtful.a lot of them involve animals or assembling a car inside a classroom, but neither of those work.

any suggestions?

thanx so much!!


p.s any ideas for cute stuff to do in school for valentines day?

thanx so much!

I have the perfect prank!!!!

OMG IT'S GENIUS!!!

The day before Senior Skip Day, have every Senior bring a battery operated alarm clock to school. Set all of the alarm clocks to go off at the same time the NEXT day and then lock them in random lockers throughout the school.

When they go off the next day, all the Seniors will be gone and the school will have to go around and turn off each one individually!

Hilarious!

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(Rating: 5) omg im so doing that
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