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Q: Okay so my friend Jake is running for president, and he asked me to help think of a slogan that was funny, good, deep, and wasn't a spin'off of his last name(Cheriff) could anyone give me some ideas?
When I was in grade school, I LOVED elections. I always had to help with campaigns and even run for things myself.

(My 11th grade year in 2003, my slogan was you'd be smooth sailin' with Kalyn... and I won!)

Anyway, since your friend doesn't want a slogan with his name, you might want to go with an alternative approach.

How about something to the effect of

I pity da fool who doesn't vote for Jake! And have Mr. T "endorse" him.

Or do something Baywatch related and do something with the theme song... Jake will be ready, never you fear... and have David Hasselhoff on the posters.

Or... Jake will make 08 great. I know it's a play of his name, but I couldn't help putting it up.


If you need anything else, let me know :)

Thanks, I love them!!

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