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First off, I wish my average rating thing was my GPA. Heh.

I'm a girl, 15, generally use good grammar (yay!), and a huge fan of sarcasm though I know when it's appropriate and when it isn't. Politics, psychology, philosophy, and history all fascinate me. The music I like usually falls under the genres of psychedelic and classic rock. I hate rap. And George W. Bush. I like giving advice because it gives me a warm fuzzy feeling knowing that other people are crazier than I am.

Ask away, I'll try to answer anything!

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Ok so I'm a year older then all of my friends. And I don't want them to know. I didn't get left back or anything. I have my reasons why I don't want them to know. So I'm scared that if one of them sees my school I.D. They will see that I wasn't born the same year they were. I'm so scared. I really can't tell them the truth don't ask why please. So I was wondering if someone can help me make up a lie. I kniw lying is bad but I'm desperate. This tortures me so much!. I need a lie to tell them why it says that I'm a year older. Like I don't know maybe my passport did that when I came here I seriously need help please!

Well, I don't really understand you're dread of them finding out, but nonetheless, the main thing I can think of is to simply say its a fake ID that someone made for you that looks super authentic...but that would only really work if you were pretending to be either 17 or 20...which you probably aren't...so you could maybe say that the person who made it for you messed up or something?

Sorry, that's really the only thing that isn't *completely* ridiculous that I could think of! I hope everything works out for you.

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(Rating: 5) Hey thanks I probably should say the truth but I just cant
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