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Q: Hi I just turned 13 a week ago and when I was 12, this man pulled up in a car beside me and told me he was Jesus. I am sort of gullible, so I thought he was serious because he can a beard and long brown hair. He told me to get in the car so I did because Hey this is Jesus! He then took me out to his ranch where we played Monopoly (I won by the way). Afterwards, he gave me what he said was sparkling cider. I started to feel all woozily and the next thing I knew I was outside of my house playing hopscotch!


Is this normal?
Its only normal if the hopscotch led you to the all-knowing, all-magical purple panda.

Ok good. I was afraid for a second there that some weird had happened.

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