I found these off of http://www.iconator.com/, they might not be what you're looking for though?


I am not currently available right now. However, if you would like to be transfered to another correspondent, please press the number that best fits your personality:
-If you are obsessive compulsive, please press "1" repeatedly.
-If you are codependant, please ask someone to press "2".
-If you have multiple personalitites, please press "3", "4", and "5".
-If you are paranoid delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace your call.
-If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the little voice will tell you which number to press.
-If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter what number you press, no one will answer.


Hey Im not here but press a number (u can do more then one) and Ill get back to you!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
press 1 if you just want to talk
press 2 if your mad at me
press 3 if you had a question for me
press 4 if you wanted to ask me out
press 5 if you love me
press 6 if you hate me
press 7 if your a freak
press 8 if im a freak
press 9 if youve ever warned me
press 10 if you think YOUR BF/GF'S NAME is hott (Ill kill you!!)
press 11 for other
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Leave a number!


Leave a number

1. you love me
2. you hate me
3. you want to ask me out
4. you want to dump me
5. you think i am hot

Hey I'm not here but press a number (you can do more than one) and I'll get back to you!!
Press 1 if you just want to talk
Press 2 if you are mad at me
Press 3 if you have a question for me
Press 4 if you wanted to ask me out
Press 5 if you love me
Press 6 if you hate me
Press 7 if you are a freak
Press 8 if I'm a freak
Press 9 if you have ever warned me
Press 10 if you have something really important to tell me
Press 11 for other

OK, LEAVE A NUMBER!


I'm sorry about the grammar in some of them, I just copy and pasted them.

If you want the full list of away messages, go to http://www.iconator.com/search.php?query=leave+a+number&stype=aways&icat=0&vcat=0&acat=0

That's the page I searched to get the "leave a number" away messages.

[thewretchedmelody]

omg thanks so much!!!

I'm Alicia.

I'm against :
abortion
anti-Semitism
premarital sex
opression



I have very strong faith
but I'm not going to push it upon you.


I'm in love with music :

mostly hardcore;
emo;
and indie.

I'm my own person, no matter what you think about me.
I dye my hair strange colors alot.

I want to be a doctor or a scientist of some kind when I "grow up"

I'm one of the coolest people you'll ever meet.

I'd love to talk to you;
just not on Advicenators.

I don't care what you think about me.
So don't waste your breath.

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