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so basicly im michelle. im easy to get along with and i always give out advice. want more? im me :]

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Does anyone know that thing people on their away messages on aim that says, if u think I'm hot press 1 and if you want to go out w/ me and stuff like that? Thanks!!

those are on www.iconator.com under away messages

Hey Im not here but press a number (u can do more then 1) and Ill get back to you!!
press 1 if you just want to talk
press 2 if your mad at me
press 3 if you had a question 4 me
press 4 if you wanted to ask me out
press 5 if you love me
press 6 if you hate me
press 7 if your a freak
press 8 if im a freak
press 9 if youve ever warned me
press 10 if you think YOUR BF/GF'S NAME is hott (Ill kill you!!)
press 11 for other

K, so leave a number!!

Hey ppl! Press the key you think of what our relationship is:
Press 1 if you like me.
Press 2 if you love me.
Press 3 if you hate me! (dont)
Press 4 if you are my friend.
Press 5 if you're bored.
Press 6 if you want 2 talk.
Press 7 if you think Im perfect.
Press 8 if now you can count to 8 now! haha! bbl!
~YOUR NAME HERE

Imnot hear right now so press 1 of the followoing-
press 1 if you want to come over
press 2 if you wanna chat
press 3 if you love me
press 4 if you hate me
press 5 if you have important news
press 6 if you need advice
press 7 if your dieing
Otherwise leave me alone cause im with my boyfriend

Hey I'm not here but press a number (you can do more than one) and I'll get back to you!!
Press 1 if you just want to talk
Press 2 if you are mad at me
Press 3 if you have a question for me
Press 4 if you wanted to ask me out
Press 5 if you love me
Press 6 if you hate me
Press 7 if you are a freak
Press 8 if I'm a freak
Press 9 if you have ever warned me
Press 10 if you have something really important to tell me
Press 11 for other

OK, LEAVE A NUMBER!

If you are a...
HOTT guy press 1
my sister press 2
my brother press 3
cool person press 4
funny person press 5
shy person press 6
weird person press 7
loveable person press 8
caring person press 9
nice person press 10
annoying person don't press any number and go away and don't IM me again!!!

I am not currently available right now. However, if you would like to be transferred to another correspondent, please press the number that best fits your personality:

-If you are obsessive compulsive, please press "1" repeatedly.

-If you are codependent, please ask someone to press "2".

-If you have multiple personalities, please press "3", "4", and "5".

-If you are paranoid delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace your call.

-If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the little voice will tell you which number to press.

-If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter what number you press, no one will answer.

I am sorry I'm not availible to take your call, but press the number that corrisponds to you.
-If you are codependent have someone press 1 for you.
-If you are quiet whisper 2
-If you are repeatitive press 333
-If you are a multiple personalities press 456
-If you are depressant press anything you want because no one will answer you

those are just a few of the really good ones they have

hope i helped
--michelle

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