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hey everybodyy wat is UP
im emily but people call me em
AND I will love you if you dont call me emy or emma
my life is pretty darn cool and so arent my friends
my family is one of the best things in my life, they all rock =)
I have loooong brown blonde highlighted hair and brown eyes
I hate all the usual.. backstabbers, liars, etc.
im single and its pretty darn awesomee
im good at screwin up peoples lives if they interfere with mine
and.... im a pretty cool kid =)

advice

someone, anyone tell me what this guy thinks. i love him, and i can read what he says. but im wondering if theres somthing 'inbetween the lines'? help, ill rate & all that jazzzz < 33

me: will you go out w. me?
him: no
me: whatt, why?
him: complicatedd
me: just dime
him: i hate you. END
me: what
him: that was SUCH a joke
him: tard
me: but..
me: but i like love you
him: so suck it
him: bye
him signed off at 5:51:56 PM.
him signed on at 5:53:27 PM.
him: so to set this straight, benny dared me, i dont like you, i like jenna, ask anyone, get out of my face and stopo being such a clingy little 4 year old
him: so stop following me, and stop obsessing over me, just stop, youre WEIRD.
me: what
just too radical: want me to spell it? W-E-I-R-D
me: fine w.e
him: i know you care
him: youre crying arent you
me: s what if i am
him: thats so sad
me: really?
him: i mean sad as in loser as in, pathetic puppy
me: as in suck it
him signed off at 5:56:57 PM.

hunny, im really sorry but this guy is a jerk with a needle dick. You can do much better.

But if you really want to catch his attention stop talking to him and stop following him and looking at him and crap. Dont even acknowledge his existance and totally forget about him. Then after a month or two he'll feel bad after he gets DUMPED by jenna or whatever and he'll come back to you. And even if he does, dont acknowledge him, hes just a jerk and a half =) If you stops being such an ARS then try to be his friend, it'll probably be better that way..And I know it seems like your in love but it wont take that long to get over him. I only have one thing to say about it.. jerk. Once you get over him you'll be so releived believe me =)

emily =)

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