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Am a bit of a wrinkly now (i was 24 on 4/9/05, but I had the best birthday I've ever had in my whole entire life!!!) but I know an awful of stuff about an awful lot of stuff!

I am COMPLETELY NON-JUDGEMENTAL and you can always inbox me with stuff you wouldn't ask anyone else @ MelanieHarvey81@Hotmail.Com

Mel xxx


"Dance like no one is watching and love like you've never been hurt"

E-mail: MelanieHarvey81@Hotmail.Com
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Everyone tells me that glow in the dark tampons are a bad idea. Am I the only one that thinks I could make millions off of it? (link)
ROTFPMPL!

I think glow in the dark tampons are a cracking idea!

There are so many other things you could do with them!

1) If you have a powercut and have run out of candles just whip out a box glow-in-the-dark tampons and you're sorted!

2) It's your friends birthday and you've made him/her a cake and run out of cake candles you could swith off the light and use your tampons!

3) If you were stranded in an emergency liferaft in the middle of the ocean you could wave a tempon above your head to signal for help!

4) You could get all your mates round and play miniature glow-in-the-dark ten-pinbowling with the lights off!

5) If you were a fisherman you could attach one to the end of your rod whilst night-fishing to signal when a fish has been hooked!

NOt only could you make a fortune selling these wonderful creations but I could write a 1001 things to do with your glow-in-the-dark tampons book and get rich too!!

HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!


I'm really sorry, don't know WHAT came over me there, if you check my column you will see that I don't normally reply with sarcastic comments but it's late where I live and your question has made me nearly cry with laughter! Thanks for brightening my day - and for what it's worth I don't think it's too bad an idea!


Mel xxxxx


Rating: 5
lol, you're welcome for the laugh




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