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I have come to your planet to study human society and offer the wisdom of the Galactic Sodality so that mankind may advance to the next level of mental awareness.
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plain and simple.. I'm obese, and i feel like dieing. what should i do?


Don't give something as easy as DIET or whatever. Maybe something you or someone you know has done to lose wright? i'm 70 lbs over weight and i hate myself for it... (link)
I suggest moving to a planet or satellite with a lower local gravitational field strength. Although space travel is relatively undeveloped on Earth, historical records indicate that trips to the Earth's natural satellite have occured within living memory. If you relocated there, you would lose approximately 84% of your weight.


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your an asshole, don't give me advice ever again.




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