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Q: i love my boyfriend... he got a really cool phone... should i steal it? i love him but i love his phone even more!!!!!!!!!!!
Haha. No don't steal his phone. If you call people with it his family will still get the bill, and even if they don't figure out it's you who has it they'll cancel the plan and then you won't be able to use it! Plus your boyfriend will probably be grounded forever because he lost his phone (which since it's so cool probably cost a LOT). Plus, he's your boyfriend and he needs to trust you. Don't betray his trust like that! Besides, if you end up married, he'll probably buy you a house with an in-ground pool and a ferrari and all sorts of awesome stuff, plus ten of those cool phones. If you steal his phone, he won't want to marry you.

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