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I'm a song-writer, guitarist, and vocalist in a Christian band, and I want some help getting subject matter for some songs, we really need something new and I'm running out of any good ideas. Anybody got anything that would be worth singing about in a southern-rock/acoustic style of music?

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Whoa, a christian band out of stuff to write songs about? Have you tried God? What about Jesus? Hrmmm what else... you could write about how much you hate muslims but you've probably already covered that one too.
If you really want to do something new and exciting you could write songs about girls masturbating and going to hell. Or about sluts getting pregnant and going to hell. As long as you have someone going to hell, it'll be worth listening to.


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Um, going to hell isn't exactly going to sit very well with the common public. We'd never get signed that way. But the muslims? Never done that but that's halarious.




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